Tuesday, March 9, 2010




You are the one I should leave cross eyed and walking funny for the rest of your life! I hope you have good health care insurance!! I must make arrangements at the airport so I can possess the cookie! c'mon, live a little miss cakes! "It is your destiny".
"I've honestly never used a dildo"
i'll fed ex you one. I can just meet you at the airport and give you a butt massage.
I know you are a 100% cutie and you want to fall over yourself to give head and climb over hills for me.no worries, I understand you are still on goober patrol waiting for the next jerry lewis telethon.You'll fall head over hills, I believe you are destined to fall head over hills my 100% cutie, and I will appreciate your generous offering and apologize for you being taken aback by my verbiage, my fine concubine to be! Give me the cookie and I could wisper sweet nothings in your ear.."sweet nothings, sweet nothings".Or I'll give you the yum yum stick and you can wisper sweet nothing in my ear. "sweet nothings, sweet nothings",and thats a bargain!
Nookie w/me at the Seattle center (when closed) on one of the kiddie rides.I'll make sure it will be a story you can tell your grandkids about!! I do not live in spite nor shall I be smitten, and nor shall you (ever again!) once you hatch and bloom forth my wondorous seedlings after we go half up on the chidrens!! Well hark I reckon, I am wishing (eternally) for more than just the dessert, so hopefully I will possibly recieve everything, as will you in return, the entire kitten and the tabouli! I'll never be hornswaggled! I simply desire one of the tender & merciful who will throw caution at the window and offer me the "vaunted" 2 cent piece! Per severance, my luscious one, do not be misled...it is my milk, greater than all human kindness that will do your body good and replenish the soul!! Grasp hold of your inner greatness, for now is the time to bring salvation and love back into your heart! Hornswagglers beware!!The day of reckoning is just over there, beyond the yonder!!Together we will provide one another pleasure in the face of the terrorists! We can slip security, no problem. This way you won't need to bring that big dildo in your purse. The dirt cheap deeds that are dastardly and dirty will soon be undone!!

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