I have came over the fornicated realizations that in this realm very few possess the certifiable, delicious life affirming Cakes that a triple a plus plus plus citizen (such as myself) absolutely must possess.
"uh?"Buford's got advice for Ms Carrie Prejean, I've got cakes to plunder!!

Attaining the 100% cutie with real cakes has become a daunting task!!
I long for a 100% cutie who has fallen head over hills for me and will fall over hills to provide head for me.I am not one of those sillies, playing with each others rectums...
"you know you like it"
I like being the pitcher not the catcher, mind you (and yours!)
"Get him/her a collar!!"
Could I get you one?I see how you want to fall head over hills for me and i know you are having great difficulty not falling over because of me. Now I am not trying to jump ahead of the shuffle or leave a live shark on your doorstep or in your hallway so 2 speak but you need to re-think the strategem.
Then you will give them to me and I will consume them for all the eternities combined and you will be satisfied like it was nature's calling!!

"I think you have kids" reverse psychology,huh? Trying to get me to go half up on a chidrens with you!! I am tired of being a philandering philanthropist thousandaire, I want to find a rich tycoon of a woman who will indulge all of my proclivities. If not I might have to become a drug kingpin/czar. I am tired of being in the belly of the beast. It's becoming more difficult to give it indigestion. I want to be adopted by Hugh hefner, and fornicate with his 3 female compatriots on the tv show "girls next door". I would also buy myself a pet kangaroo who could box and have him fight mike tyson on pay per view .
I am sure there are many who wish to possess your cakes, you must be strong and patient, unless you are the divine temptress herself!!Our escapeades would be recorded and sold on the internets, over 100 million copies sold, mainly to lovely housewives worldwide in the western hemisphere. I could live in the Playboy mansion and gallivant and hoodwink all them Cakes in a very lascivious fashion!! 1. I am sure you have lovely cakes, yes and many men would enjoy them. 2. the divine temptress? No, I believe you are a mortal existing on the temporal plane such as myself.
"I want you all to myself, is that fine with you?"I would use my superior mental faculties and force him to sign his will over to me, give me power of attorney. On his deathbed he would be suffering from a severe addiction to my recordings, hoodwinking his notches. I would hospitalize him, put him on a "water based" diet and remove him and his carcass from the earthly realm.
Then I could live in the mansion myself. I would turn out all the "playmates" on dope then kick them out on the streets and find new cakes to plunder and seize there in the mansion. I would conduct ancient rituals there, employ houngun priests from haiti to put spells on government officials, and things of the like.

I have the immortal john holmes reincarnated in my loins.your mind says no but your body says yes! I am of high, reagal stock, I must have proper cakes befitting the stature of a triple a plus plus plus citizen as myself!
do you know who ernest borgnine is?
"no. is he hot? hung like a horse? does he desire the midjets under the shirt and the cakes like you do?"
i think he is dead now, but i imagine his face being on the label of little viena sausages. "Borgnines".It's funny that there are "hebrew national hot dogs". Hebrews do not eat pork.Then when can I see? You told me too take a peekie twice, look, look. Thats ok, I will look, then look again, then you can keep to yourself after.
since that IS what you wanted right?peekie peekie!! means look look. look x2
"do you want to really?"One day you will believe me, and feel a strong sense of knowing, and deja vu mixed together at once, and it will make sense! Its delicious to go about upping the auntie with your 100%cutie with the certifiable cakes!!! Mormons supposedly don't drink pepsi but they own the company. The hebrews and mormons should get together in Utah and then they could restore palestine, let the jews have a pilgrimage to salt lake and worship Joseph Smith or Brigham Young with the mormons, start eating hot dogs and drinking pepsi, become addicted to college football and live in the desert of bryce canyon together in little tee pee's and huts, do lots of peyote together, eat rattlesnakes if they have to.You said "Look look Ive got the goods but I keep to myself".
" so? "'I'll let you have mine"
And the cookie?
"Cakes and cookie."


you said "Look, I have the goods" then stated you wanted me to look again.
what goods are you making reference to? The glorious cakes i am seeking?
"Such a nice girl" (granny voice) I'd give you such a pinch!!!
"i'm am a good girl,i'm sure you had your share of woman"
ugh. me want woman. cum in seattle.I am not asking you to indulge me in my sexual proclivities!I lied. Uggh. Me want woman! You will not allow me to manufacture the testosterone pudding?
"do you do oral? I need it ever so bad"
inappropriate question, i am blushing, will suffer from erectile dysfunctioning, need some metamusil! I am gobbling them all up!! Gobble gobble!! I am licking them upps!!
you should bring me some milk of magnesia, then I can have your cakes later.
"No that type of milk costs too much"
just the cakes then.I am sure you will come to the fruitful realization that I must possess the Cakes!!
and a couple cans of beets just in case we run into trouble. you can also bring me some glasses so the next time I go to lusty lady I can use them for proper viewing of the cakes.