Saturday, August 29, 2009




Kiwi's gurped twerked sperm village outblast vs. the taming and slaying of kari ann almighty via hellsville mc donkey caard mc roogling and merwin hadeswell 1. 8 1/2 inch squishing inside the estrogen jelly cave of yumm 2. sploogings over and inside the yonders with mindfullness 3. realize in mind you think i am splooge mc buck and stuck 4 3000 x 6 say "kARI ANN SWEET NOTHINGS IN YOUR PIE" UNTIL SPOOGLEFEST IN ON CAKES AND INSIDE COOKIE. 3. masturbating full 8 and a half over sweet nothings while being the king and the overseer and having windows into the soul, making puddings, hard and fast 4. so foxy taming the waxed dolphin inside of you without bartering over the giving the loving sexy...Last night I had a really weird dream and got very very stimulated and stayed hard over the spermicidalness of the rambunctions the rest of the night it was never over, like the dark night of the soul with 8 1/2 inches of sword to fight the battle and tight full, full,full testes. over and over it went, knew people in the military fuck pipes full of mayo and make slices in beds to fuck fishes, card carriers and kicked out fast, at least 6 times inside i need you. knowing you are a very very long time over the rocks and fishes you climb, mermaid princess, against the arabs and the nigerian witches, stead fast like a hougun priest with nips glistening on the yonders for me and mines only and wet downstairs for the pipings!!!Never say "so so", you should at the very least give me the 100%cutie sex over the head and the hills never mind I am stuck on this and I need fullfillment on the rambunctionings a full 6 times inside. 6 times over a week I produce the spermicidal rambunctionings inside you, and one day inside you will be eggs of fruitionings!

Friday, August 28, 2009










you are a silly one, love!!

there you are, love, how are my d cups doing?
^you know I need those cakes and midgets!!!

too bad you have no cakes for me in your life
^ I am heartbroken now
I can no longer carry on

how are you?

I am still longing for your cakes
^growing doubtful of ever possessing them!lol

probably not honey

I am losing all my testicular fortitude. No more spermicidal rambunctionings and you are to blame!

I'm sorry


^just like how you wanted it all along I will be left a one nut cripple with two bad eyes from all my masturbatory practices, you man-killer!

I wasn't even about to get any prosperous nookie

^this is the story of my life, dealing with one shortcoming after another, only myself to blame.

^I still think I will possess the cakes and cookie 1 fine day my precious little mermaid!

you have abandoned me!!And I thought we were destined to be together!x!x!!!



^a precious little mermaid princess!!!




haha i could be ur nurse ;]

then you'd just sneak in and get me when no one was looking. dr. would say "i don't know whats going on, his condition is getting worse. Only has 2 weeks to live tops"


haha :] i would try not to work you too hard ;]


hahahaha me too!!
:
I bet you are not only cute but nice and smart too
^I hope you will treat yourself well always and be good to yourself!!

treat your midgets nice too


hahahaah i am! trust me!



haha she sounds hot



lmao!!! umm thanks?

you are too delicious for your own good I am sure. Like the best candy in the world

hahaha yes i am :]

one taste and be hooked like a drug
miss out and get dopesick!

Thursday, August 27, 2009







Romancing the fornicating 100%cutie with egrets possessed over the yonders>>>
Well greetings and salutations to you and yours from a gracious me and mines, here up and over the yonders!!! Hope your morning is lovely, yes???
" divine and lovely, I am the loo%cutie ready for spermicidal rambunctionings inside the genie bottle"

A true mermaid princess!!!

"Yes'm come for me, let me possess the testicular fortitude. You will have my gratitudes".
^you are destined for greatness!!!
If you ever stray from the path I will gladly rescue you!x!!!



How delightful, I must one day possess your cakes!x!!
^^we can fornicate together in glory above the moon and the stars!!!
^on a gentle breeze in the heavens!!!



you are luscious, sharing is caring, I would like to see you shine and glisten and do good as to leverage and lift your spirits once more!
……………………………………………………………………


^I hope we can spend many glorious moons together in lustful magical harmony!!!


"me too."

I will hope and pray that our bodies will move in motion together as one, full of good feelings and the sounds of water and trees around us.
!
^I long for us to make the precious squishy sounds together!





"sure."

I feel blessed to have such a trooper on my side. How are your cakes?

"good, full rotund".

are they nice and round and firm?


^must know, and the size of the midjets in the strange alphabets



you are leaving me in suspense, yes?


I must know of the midjets and cakes
^so one fine day I can possess them!!!



sounds lovely, we must marry and soon!x!x!!

"oh yeah? let me pursue matters further, these strange offerings, yum yum stick included"

^promise and soon, first will there be any upping of the auntie?

^you are trying to behave like a sly little fox but unbeknownst to you I am a slyer little devil!! But no troubles, miss cakes!!!



^look nice in a thong and small string bra lol
^with d cups, silly


yes i do :-)

"$lizziə ;:is me, the queen of the sea, the mermaid with the d-cups and proper cakes that jiggle so free, enter me soon, enter me fast, enter me now at long last"



long trip up and over the yonders into never never land!
^ you still live with your parents though and i would be robbing the cradles to have the precious cakes and midjets, YUMMM
^then you would be hopelessly devoted to me for all the eternities combined

"mmmmmm,yes"

I wish to possess your cakes one fine day and give you a nice rub down and spanking

"mmmmm,yeah"

i want to see your breasts and rump
^booty

get you naked and give you a spanking on my lap!
Do you like whipped cream?

$lizziə ;:
"mmmmm,yes"

on your breasts

$lizziə ;:
"mmm,you can lick it off."

you are a tease
I would like to lick it off and put my yum yum between them
^yum yum stick


okay
^ you are nice and agreeable
but that would be nice

haha well, iwould like you to )(:

^how is your booty

$lizziə ;:
"MMMMMMgood."



love, I must have you!!!!!

and off she goes into the oceans of the yonders, avoiding the finality of the puddings, oh my!!!







The Spermicidal Rambunctionings and beckonings pulling at the cloven hoof of Donkeycard McCoy Mayfield and his Auntie Upping and opposition to Institutional Totalitarianism. VS. Attaining the 100% cuties Cakes and cookie as a life long and life affirming Mission proving testicular fortitude and the momentums of the Puddings!!>> Born on the beautiful earth and Raised in the luscious sea of Emeralds! I believe in giving the community a confluence of hope and prayer as long as it is the people that people start sharing more of themselves, Giving the GIFTS of devout fornincating essence. Sharing is caring!!! Champion coming out on top Chronicles received the most until about could prove more! ]] Watch mistress, Rielle British government does not! advertisers on Monday, Watch 90210 season 1 who cares what anyone thinks? guess what, it's all without Alex goofing off and being reprimanded for noodling over the cakes!!! LOVE is being in the presence of water, waves & trees moving in a similar motion making the spermicidal rambuntionings happen. The sound of silence, nature and life is alive within the soul. The warmth from the sun, gazing at the moon & stars.. a gentle breeze... Laughter AND tip tip tap to that, one upping the auntie and pinkie pleasuring the other with a hark and I reckon to the spermicidal and testicular beckonings as this pleasuring is power to the people! Being a force for good will leverage the spirit and life purpose. Where are the community of business leaders, anti-aging specialists and wellness motivated team of network marketers??. Nourishing the Children and Forcing For Good the Foundation that more importantly allows us to have this opportunity to give back and work with those in need?can it be Catholic faith and community so spread eagled? Lessons are still being learned, living life w/ purpose and a force will bring the beckoning to proper fruition!! It's the Law of Physics and learning new positionings for the beckonings!! Attachments should NEVER be confused with responsibility for anyone else but yourself and the uppings!! Live life, take action, educate yourself and REST and the rambuntions!!!. Vibrations are felt and manipulated until the beckonings are felt and released!!!.
No, people locked up and put out? Yes!!! Open your minds and stop following drama think critically and collectively. We are all inner-connected by one source. I am strengthened by my family or team family :) I've always been very loyal and close to my loved ones. I would do just about anything to make sure the kids are happy the parents are relaxed and enjoying special times together.Ok, They enter here during its theatrical promiscuity,who tested positive, we"ve been the underdog! "let that the Satanists come to me! And not hinder them, for theirs is the kingdom of God, when the blood of Jesus has made to their hearts pure, pure as the hearts of innocent children!"
If you are 100% real cutie and you are falling head over hills for me, then by divine force You realize that you not only could fall head over hills for me but should and indeed would, in fact you think it would be hard not to. Falling over hills to provide head for me is more than a natures calling!Jamie Velo Taxi's a cartoony mascot in essence, by asking that, dance in no particular order:Microsoft's uncomfortable as All of eight hits : Luis_a1h - 700 HCFoo's Tennis Blog goofing off and being 24 hour Wear Shoes ? We all have our part and always look out for each other. I know that if I don't catch someone is being a snake... guarantee that there's family in my corner with an eye on the situation! :) They're my rock. My friends every where, even here have been my touch stones and shinning stars always. I'm so proud of all of you, THANK YOU for all you do! Let's vibrate higher and be positive in each others life!! GOD Bless You and yours!!!!
Everyone in heaven, my Angels. "I want to know how God created this world. I am not interested in this or that phenomenon, in the spectrum of this or that element. I want to know His thoughts; the rest are details." - Albert Einstein wisdom Pictures, Images and Photos e e cummings- My absolute favorite poem/poet i carry your heart with me(i carry it in my heart)i am never without it(anywhere i go you go,my dear;and whatever is done by only me is your doing,my darling) i fear no fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)i want no world(for beautiful you are my world,my true) and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you here is the deepest secret nobody knows (here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows higher than soul can hope or mind can hide) and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart).





For ONCE in your life turn the cards in your favor! All it takes is that initial first step to take control of your life, to reaffirm your existence and grasp hold of your inner greatness!! Rise to the occasion out of the incessant bowels of the apocolypse!!! Be forwarned!!!!
1.you MUST be 100% real cutie because I see how you want to fall head over hills for me and i know you are having great difficulty not falling over because of me.
2. in my heart of hearts there is the inherant knowledge and knowing you are 100% cutie w/ loving sexy,makes it all worthwhile.
3. I am not trying to jump ahead of the shuffle or leave a live shark on your doorstep or in your hallway so 2 speak.
4. 100% real cutie (w/o foghorns) wants to fall head over hills for me as natures calling, despite having great difficulty not falling over because of me.
5.If you are a 100%cutie w/ the certifiable cakes lifelong love is in the balance, reaffirm your greatness!! (I will provide the protiens for you to take on the chins!!)
6. I have faith that you are 100% cutie, no hornswaggling in the rears.
7. Bewares of these false temptresses who possess the crainal gland disorders, these are not your brethren or sistren, will only bear the beastliest of the chidrens!!!


Because you want a female dog, to share with others? Not I, only want 100% cutie with real cakes. What is better, a woman who loves only you, with small children so happy? To this I say yes. In half to many witches, how far can you still travel down the road before dying?Must realize many the your companions are willing to put you in the bin of sulfuric acid. What of your friends have you eaten? Those who have been killed perhaps have loved less than you? Maybe they had less fear of being killed of that fear that you have you? 100% cutie must not lose the angelic body. God believes that you are a victim and believes that guilty is only Satan for all the your crimes.100%cutie with real cakes (not foghorns) be very good: sit upon him (me) and relish in the kingdom of nookie and which is for no return. Of who, you be became a servant regardless in the shadow of the bankrupt? Run stronger,for you a road invisible on which to flee. Only now You now not can see it. But when you run and fall head over hills it will become visible. this road can not be seen at once, You are in flight method now! Yet This is your moment! Relinquish the old you bestilled of hate and terror! Now, with this exorcism you cannot violate all your chains! 100% cutie must Play this card! However, to die as a martyr and fulling desting is the greatest victory! many failed in pursuit of their desire, and did not have the privilege of martyrdom! But you go with determination and intelligence, without thinking much. 100% cutie will have real cakes, will fall head over hills, provide nookie opening the love canal to salvation.Some may wish to sway you, those with the cottage cheese thighs and the forked tongues, telling You that you have only two days to write a very detailed report, to make 10 copies for delivery to the police. Others may tell you to escape into a convent where you have to stay for months in isolation Total. Regardless, Even if your relationship will not be considered by the judiciary , you have saved your life by becoming 100% cutie and offering the cakes, eternally.No one will imposed to you to leave the human race! If I Go at your bottom you will not become a prisoner beast in your hell! 100% cutie shall become Blessed honest and industrious and released from all from your shame,false pride, slavery and blindness! Terror takes possession only of those lost in darkness and have dedicated themselves to the slaughter. When your carrion is dissolved what remains? Not the sweet temptations but the claws to rip the soul!

If you are 100% real cutie and you are falling head over hills for me, then by divine force You realize that you not only could fall head over hills for me but should and indeed would, in fact you think it would be hard not to. Falling over hills to provide head for me is more than a natures calling!

I believe your heart will race upon doing so, and upon hearing my voice I also understand that your fine cookine will long for me and your moss will become moist, as it should be. it is almost the time of reckoning, and a hark who goes there will not suffice if devine affections are at stake!
For ONCE in your life turn the cards in your favor! All it takes is that initial first step to take control of your life, to reaffirm your existence and grasp hold of your inner greatness!! Rise to the occasion out of the incessant bowels of the apocolypse!!!

Tuesday, August 25, 2009














Can't always see through the looks, though some of us can, like that nigerian witch who works the shoe horn capital of Sioux Falls, at the Pharmacies. Instead of dolin out the prescriptions offers the patrons a glass jar with the granny candy inside all stuck together, probably from you drooling and lusting all over the lovely nips and peices when nobody is looking! Turns out to be magic sauce, consisting of eels caught off the coast Puerto Rico, goat urin and abstract nigerian witch spells.
With all the hornswaggling going on worldwide,I do not know if 100%cutie have metamorphasized. I am fornicating over it right now trying to communicate to thems in hidden but monumental tongues. My knowing concubines MUST be 100% cuties and want to fall head over hills for me. Are you having great difficulty not falling over because of me? Would you be interested in possibly going half up on a chidrin?These are the vaild and pertinent questions. Fear not, you must overcome great burdens to reach the highest of peaks and grasp hold of your inner greatness! I am here, this is my calling card, I shall lead you towards these ultimate goals, but you must have faith, and possess the ultimate cakes!!! I shall cast off the hornswagglers hornswaggling up and over the yonders on goober patrol, coming from underneath the beds, these chicken littles devoted jerry lewis telethon veiwers, pretenders to the throne.
No Foghorns or Nigerian Witches, just the Cakes!!!

I still search for the luscious and divine cakes, a never ending search which I continue to carry on in a very diligent fashion. Yes, you must be willing to fall head over hills for me and be a 100%cutie with the certifiable cakes. Bears in your mind, I will not be hornswaggled. I possess only tremendous gifts of great value to you (and yours). You must take that initial first step, the rewards are endless, the blessings life fullfilling.
Midjets under the shirt would be wonderful as well! We will eat well, sleep soundly, go half up on the chidrens, live together in infamy and gratifying happiness, soul mates entwined as one.Extend yourself in your blessed humanitarianism and deliver yourself to me, succumb to your heart and nature's calling, let us nurture one another and live for a cause far greater than that of our own alone!! To rebuke this is to lose yourself to a life of drab , unholy misery, something that surely goes against your nature, and surely something I must rescue you from, loving kisses, gifts and only the healthiest of passions and desires to lift your spirits high!
All it takes is that initial first step to take control of your life, to reaffirm your existence and grasp hold of your inner greatness!!

I believe you are destined to fall head over hills my 100% cutie, and I will appreciate your generous offering and apologize for you being taken aback by my verbiage, my fine concubine to be! I do not live in spite nor shall I be smitten, and nor shall you (ever again!) once you hatch and bloom forth my wondorous seedlings after we go half up on the chidrens!! Well hark I reckon, I am wishing (eternally) for more than just the dessert, so hopefully I will possibly recieve everything, as will you in return, the entire kitten and the tabouli! I'll never be hornswaggled! I simply desire one of the tender & merciful who will throw caution at the window and offer me the "vaunted" 2 cent piece! no worries, I understand you are still on goober patrol waiting for the next jerry lewis telethon. Per severance, my luscious one, do not be misled...it is my milk, greater than all human kindness that will do your body good and replenish the soul!! You are the one I should leave cross eyed and walking funny for the rest of your life! I hope you have good health care insurance!! Grasp hold of your inner greatness, for now is the time to bring salvation and love back into your heart! Hornswagglers beware!!The day of reckoning is just over there, beyond the yonder!! The dirt cheap deeds that are dastardly and dirty will soon be undone!!

While I have came over the fornicated realizations that in this realm very few possess the certifiable, delicious life affirming Cakes that a triple a plus plus plus citizen (such as myself) absolutely must possess.
Attaining the 100% cutie with real cakes has become a daunting task! You must want to fall head over hills for me and i know you are having great difficulty not falling over because of me. Now I am not trying to jump ahead of the shuffle or leave a live shark on your doorstep or in your hallway so 2 speak but you need to re-think the strategem. I am sure you will come to the fruitful realization that I must possess the Cakes and it is in your best interest to provide them for me! I will consume them for all the eternities combined and you will be satisfied like it was nature's calling!!One day you will believe me, and feel a strong sense of knowing, and deja vu mixed together at once, and it will make sense! Its delicious to go about upping the auntie with your 100%cutie with the certifiable cakes!!! Heed this call, overcome the obstacles leaving you barren and spiritually destitute, crush your inhibitions and grasp hold of your inner greatness!!




Only the 100%Cutie w/real, certifiable cakes (NOT THE FOGHORNS) can embrace my lasciviousness!!!


I have came over the fornicated realizations that in this realm very few possess the certifiable, delicious life affirming Cakes that a triple a plus plus plus citizen (such as myself) absolutely must possess. Attaining the 100% cutie with real cakes has become a daunting task, Yet I persevere as my glorified schnookie is here within the confluence of time and space, gracing the plains, believing as I do that love conquers all, including the noblest of the nobles in noblehood,meekest of the meeks in their meekhood also. Love is not blind mind you (and yours, maybe me one find day, at least possessing your cakes!) it possess eyes, and a tail, it is a large leviathan which cannot be tamed, mounted yes, but such a task is even too perverse for even my likings at this moment.
When dealing with Schnookie's cookie and cakes (provided she is a 100% cutie who has fallen head over hills for me and will fall over hills to provide head for me)it's plausible, even quite enjoyable to attempt going half up on the chidrens, no coaxing allowed. Seeing that the vast majority of you hornswaggle and remain on goober patrol waiting underneath the beds (like the chicken on the grittle thinking the pies are falling)and waiting for the next Jerry Lewis Telethon painted up and with the leg warmers and moonboots, I still believe in devout faith being hoodwinked, castrated and made into a eunuch to carry the cross of martyrdom for all. Regardless inside the nest may be the beautiful cake waiting to bloom and be offered, ready for the pudding on top!! If not I shall eat the egg, rob the cradle, even if it means the potential hatchling (and savior) must perish. It's one long easter egg race to the finish line, and a rotten turtle womb can only bear rotten turtle eggs, better off not to be decieved by the rotten fruits of the maternal caregivers labor!!

1.you MUST be 100% real cutie because I see how you want to fall head over hills for me and i know you are having great difficulty not falling over because of me.
2. in my heart of hearts there is the inherant knowledge and knowing you are 100% cutie w/ loving sexy,makes it all worthwhile.
3. I am not trying to jump ahead of the shuffle or leave a live shark on your doorstep or in your hallway so 2 speak.
4. 100% real cutie (w/o foghorns) wants to fall head over hills for me as natures calling, despite having great difficulty not falling over because of me.
5.If you are a 100%cutie w/ the certifiable cakes lifelong love is in the balance, reaffirm your greatness!! (I will provide the protiens for you to take on the chins!!)
6. I have faith that you are 100% cutie, no hornswaggling in the rears.
7. Bewares of these false temptresses who possess the crainal gland disorders, these are not your brethren or sistren, will only bear the beastliest of the chidrens!!

Difficult times ahead you steam the barrells to go full speed at my shaft and head. No problems there.


Hornswagglers beware! Desirous cakes will replace the foghorns!!In luscious cutieland,land of
the cakes!!!

One fine day I shall be the beholder of the cakes. Nice girls let you, good girls help. i don't like the milf, that's not polite, I like upping the auntie.The term "milf" is dirty.
"Milf" sounds like the name of a slow cocker spaniel who has seizures and fakes injuries to get attention that turns out to be related to "alf" the space alien who had a brief stint on U.S. television before developing various copious drug addictions.
I must make arrangements at the airport so I can possess the cookie! c'mon, live a little miss cakes! "It is your destiny". Together we will provide one another pleasure in the face of the terrorists! We can slip security, no problem. This way you won't need to bring that big dildo in your purse.
"I've honestly never used a dildo"
i'll fed ex you one. I can just meet you at the airport and give you a butt massage.
I know you are a 100% cutie and you want to fall over yourself to give head and climb over hills for me.Give me the cookie and I could wisper sweet nothings in your ear.."sweet nothings, sweet nothings".Or I'll give you the yum yum stick and you can wisper sweet nothing in my ear. "sweet nothings, sweet nothings",and thats a bargain!
Nookie w/me at the Seattle center (when closed) on one of the kiddie rides.I'll make sure it will be a story you can tell your grandkids about!!You'll fall head over hills, I believe you are destined to fall head over hills my 100% cutie, and I will appreciate your generous offering and apologize for you being taken aback by my verbiage, my fine concubine to be! I do not live in spite nor shall I be smitten, and nor shall you (ever again!) once you hatch and bloom forth my wondorous seedlings after we go half up on the chidrens!! Well hark I reckon, I am wishing (eternally) for more than just the dessert, so hopefully I will possibly recieve everything, as will you in return, the entire kitten and the tabouli! I'll never be hornswaggled! I simply desire one of the tender & merciful who will throw caution at the window and offer me the "vaunted" 2 cent piece! no worries, I understand you are still on goober patrol waiting for the next jerry lewis telethon. Per severance, my luscious one, do not be misled...it is my milk, greater than all human kindness that will do your body good and replenish the soul!! You are the one I should leave cross eyed and walking funny for the rest of your life! I hope you have good health care insurance!! Grasp hold of your inner greatness, for now is the time to bring salvation and love back into your heart! Hornswagglers beware!!The day of reckoning is just over there, beyond the yonder!! The dirt cheap deeds that are dastardly and dirty will soon be undone!!



Buford's got advice for Ms Carrie Prejean, I've got cakes to plunder!!
I have came over the fornicated realizations that in this realm very few possess the certifiable, delicious life affirming Cakes that a triple a plus plus plus citizen (such as myself) absolutely must possess.
"uh?"
Attaining the 100% cutie with real cakes has become a daunting task!!
I long for a 100% cutie who has fallen head over hills for me and will fall over hills to provide head for me.I am not one of those sillies, playing with each others rectums...
"you know you like it"
I like being the pitcher not the catcher, mind you (and yours!)
"Get him/her a collar!!"
Could I get you one?I see how you want to fall head over hills for me and i know you are having great difficulty not falling over because of me. Now I am not trying to jump ahead of the shuffle or leave a live shark on your doorstep or in your hallway so 2 speak but you need to re-think the strategem. I am sure you will come to the fruitful realization that I must possess the Cakes!!
Then you will give them to me and I will consume them for all the eternities combined and you will be satisfied like it was nature's calling!!
One day you will believe me, and feel a strong sense of knowing, and deja vu mixed together at once, and it will make sense! Its delicious to go about upping the auntie with your 100%cutie with the certifiable cakes!!!
"I think you have kids" reverse psychology,huh? Trying to get me to go half up on a chidrens with you!! I am tired of being a philandering philanthropist thousandaire, I want to find a rich tycoon of a woman who will indulge all of my proclivities. If not I might have to become a drug kingpin/czar. I am tired of being in the belly of the beast. It's becoming more difficult to give it indigestion. I want to be adopted by Hugh hefner, and fornicate with his 3 female compatriots on the tv show "girls next door". Our escapeades would be recorded and sold on the internets, over 100 million copies sold, mainly to lovely housewives worldwide in the western hemisphere. I could live in the Playboy mansion and gallivant and hoodwink all them Cakes in a very lascivious fashion!!I would use my superior mental faculties and force him to sign his will over to me, give me power of attorney. On his deathbed he would be suffering from a severe addiction to my recordings, hoodwinking his notches. I would hospitalize him, put him on a "water based" diet and remove him and his carcass from the earthly realm.
Then I could live in the mansion myself. I would turn out all the "playmates" on dope then kick them out on the streets and find new cakes to plunder and seize there in the mansion. I would conduct ancient rituals there, employ houngun priests from haiti to put spells on government officials, and things of the like.I would also buy myself a pet kangaroo who could box and have him fight mike tyson on pay per view .
I am sure there are many who wish to possess your cakes, you must be strong and patient, unless you are the divine temptress herself!!
1. I am sure you have lovely cakes, yes and many men would enjoy them. 2. the divine temptress? No, I believe you are a mortal existing on the temporal plane such as myself.
"I want you all to myself, is that fine with you?"
I have the immortal john holmes reincarnated in my loins.your mind says no but your body says yes! I am of high, reagal stock, I must have proper cakes befitting the stature of a triple a plus plus plus citizen as myself!
do you know who ernest borgnine is?
"no. is he hot? hung like a horse? does he desire the midjets under the shirt and the cakes like you do?"
i think he is dead now, but i imagine his face being on the label of little viena sausages. "Borgnines".It's funny that there are "hebrew national hot dogs". Hebrews do not eat pork. Mormons supposedly don't drink pepsi but they own the company. The hebrews and mormons should get together in Utah and then they could restore palestine, let the jews have a pilgrimage to salt lake and worship Joseph Smith or Brigham Young with the mormons, start eating hot dogs and drinking pepsi, become addicted to college football and live in the desert of bryce canyon together in little tee pee's and huts, do lots of peyote together, eat rattlesnakes if they have to.You said "Look look Ive got the goods but I keep to myself".
" so? "
Then when can I see? You told me too take a peekie twice, look, look. Thats ok, I will look, then look again, then you can keep to yourself after.
since that IS what you wanted right?peekie peekie!! means look look. look x2
"do you want to really?"
you said "Look, I have the goods" then stated you wanted me to look again.
what goods are you making reference to? The glorious cakes i am seeking?
"Such a nice girl" (granny voice) I'd give you such a pinch!!!
"i'm am a good girl,i'm sure you had your share of woman"
ugh. me want woman. cum in seattle.I am not asking you to indulge me in my sexual proclivities!I lied. Uggh. Me want woman! You will not allow me to manufacture the testosterone pudding?
"do you do oral? I need it ever so bad"
inappropriate question, i am blushing, will suffer from erectile dysfunctioning, need some metamusil! I am gobbling them all up!! Gobble gobble!! I am licking them upps!!
you should bring me some milk of magnesia, then I can have your cakes later.
"No that type of milk costs too much"
just the cakes then.
and a couple cans of beets just in case we run into trouble. you can also bring me some glasses so the next time I go to lusty lady I can use them for proper viewing of the cakes.
'I'll let you have mine"
And the cookie?
"Cakes and cookie."
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trying to go about upping the auntie with notur, the nigerian witch (who is also ugandan,etc)
1. "Holy cow" Are you from africa? I know certain cultures there worship them. I also have heard that the government in Nigeria is torturing certain women for being "witches"? Do you happen to be a witch
of Nigerian dissent that worships cows? Do you enjoy flying around on brooms in High School Auditoriums late at night while eating tofu hot dogs while listening to npr on your boom box?
2. What is this "big book" that explains everything to you? Whould you be referring to a thesaurus? Or possibly you are in recovery (and of the feeble minded and brainwashed variety) and referencing the AA "Bible" by chance? Possibly you are speaking of Beelzebub's tales to his grandson written by one G.I. Gurdjieff, a monumental telling of the Devil's journey to Earth?
3. Notur does sound like a "foreign" name. I picture you to be a nigerian ( mixed with ugandan, french,samoan and russian) witch with a old broom and an immortal black cat with mange,one eye and only 3 legs. It makes up for these shortcomings by being able to speak yiddish fluently and time travel, although "it" (a hermaphrodite kitty) is addicted to the game show "Family feud" and watches it incessantly, sometimes 18 hours a day. You are also in the process of denouncing your "witch hood" by becoming a devout mormon and saving up your hard currency and legal tender to make your pilgrimage to Salt Lake City.
4. I have an understanding that many vegetarian women (and especially those of the nigerian witch variety) are prone to getting yeast infections. I hope this is not the case with you as I have heard it is very unpleasent and odoriferous.
5. I have never met a lady who has triple cakes, especially in her cupboard no less!! Detachable bisquits? Fascinating!! I have heard of the implants to provide the midjets under the shirt and even the rumpage for proper roogling, but triple cakes? And "chocolate"? I was assuming you to be of the caucasian tone, despite your nigerian witchhood, but possessing the chocolate bisquits is quite appealing!! I must possess them and soon!!!

You do seem like "Such a nice girl" (granny voice). I might enjoy upping the auntie. I believe the shoe horn capital is Sioux Falls, SD, a patron told be it was Sioux City ,IO he must have been suffering from hallucinations of grandeur. How about giving me a piggy back ride over there so I can do some clinical investigations? Maybe you could build a killer go cart juiced or hopped up (like something out of the road warrior but more rudimentary) and we'll gallivant to see? Shouldn't cost too much hard currency or legal tender. I could bring along my Mr. T lunch pail and we could have some french toast and waffles that I'll store inside some socks. Couple cans of beets should help too just in case we run into trouble. If not then I figure maybe we could meet at one of the high schools in the Metro Seattle area before you do your flying about in the Auditorium and maybe I can have your lovely triple chocolate cakes? I can manufacture the testosterone puddings mind you and yours. You cannot refuse, after all I am a triple a plus plus plus citizen and I deserve such! Also I bring you some tofu dogs, just give me them buns!
If neither of these are options we can meet at the Seattle Center where you can provide the 'ole suck and guzzle (with grade a teabagging and salad tossing of course) in a bathroom stall (after gargling with some lysol first) and tell your nigerian witch friends back home all about it! Seeing that I know you are going to contact the ebola virus within the next several years and die a extremely slow and excruciatingly painful death before having your soul burn in hell for all eternity (a llloooonnnggggg time!) due to your witchhood you might as well enjoy things while you can!!!


love letter to the meek (trying to catch the hen before the rooster's crows!)
1. Lovergirl on the horizons!
So, how would you look riding a zebra, butt naked with some extentions all greased up with a bone through your nose?
"lovely I guess"
How about if I just lube, put a cheap wig on your noodle,lube you up and you can ride me instead?
"I need some penetrations, you seem kind of a little to freaky for my liking though"


I understand that most people are not very bright and in fact are very drab and shallow, therefore it is easy and convienient for them to judge people because it eliminates the effort involved of learning about other people and other things. This is commonplace and honestly I do my best to stay away from such insipid assholes, which seem to make up the large majority of americas population.
"Oh, well, poops I guess"

I am extremely disappointed that you lack the intuitiveness to realize that life long forlorn love is at stake here. It is breaking my heart. Guess you aren't ready for true love, whereas I demand the satisfaction and infactuations such brings.Regardless,Basically it appears that you are very quick to judge people and make assumptions which most people with common sense or intelligence would agree are very bad qualities. Its is being shallow and small minded. This is not an insult. The majority of people on this planet are both and behave in this manner or fashion as if it should be the norm. I value myself and my relationships and try to treat people with respect and dignity. If they do not possess these traits themselves then obviously they are not the types of people worth associating with, unless you have delicious cakes.




"I'll bet you don't wash walls, do toilets, do windows, clean ovens, defrost refrigerators, vacuum, or take out the trash even if it reeks. You are simply putting a new spin on it, but instead of dating the woman first and "wining and dining," her until you move in to do your smooching, you by-passed all of the preliminaries"
I appreciate you sharing with me your redundant, homogenous opinions and pathetic experieces with people. For some reason you must find this warranted. The fact that you have chosen to have people live with you who have questionable character after giving them the old suck and guzzle is simply due lack of judgement on your part and really due to your own idiocy.It is obvious that you have a very unhealthy attitide towards people in general and lack communication skills. You need to learn how to use that tongue.
"well I've had to get the courts involved"
Only a moron and someone lacking basic social skills needs the "courts" and police in order to deal with people.Again, this is a glowing testament to your fear of the testosterone puddings, your lack of interpersonal skills and ability to have healthy relationships with people.
"I need a safety blanket, sometimes I still sleep with the lights on, heavily medicate myself and fall into a stupor"
I would not wish to live with you if it were for free. You are obviously a very impatient, opinionated, ignorant and self centered asshole, of which there are many here in this country.
"Well, I like being anonymous and my address remaining unfamiliar to the
> police and court systems."

> 1. An individual offering unsolicited opinions is someone who is very
> persumptous, rude and lacking in basic social skills, tact and common
> sense, proving that they do not value their own time or the time of others.
2. It is very easy to judge the behaviors and actions of others, especially
> from a great distance, as it provides little in terms of repurcussions. It
> also gives the pea-brained a chance to play psycho-analyst from the comfort
> and confines of their own nesting place, you unbridled scathing cunt of a lady!
"All men think alike, you testicled demon, bet you won't be playing with my rectum anytime soon! Go play with someone else's rectum, as PT Barnum said there's a sucker born every minute!"
I think you must be suffering from delusions of self importance, that's what I was trying to get you to do in the first place as mentioned before, the ole' suck and guzzle!

> iRegardless, if you think for some odd twist of fate that you have come to understand the workings of the "authentic" Male homosapien, then don't cry for the argentinians or the nigerian witches,mind yours.it is quite obvious that you have not had good relations with the opposite sex
> and lack the ability to show understanding, compassion or practical
> thinking. Furthermore it is lunacy for you to offer your opinions as to how
> others should behave or interact, no less live. This type of thinking is
> very fascist by nature and disgusting to anyone who is free thinking,
> healthy and humanistic. If you are unable to step off your unstable
> makeshift moral high horse then please waste someone elses times with your tomfoolery and drivel.
"You're just saying that because you can't step up to the plate"
> > 1. who's plate am I to be stepping up to?
> > 2."wash walls, do toilets, do windows, clean ovens, defrost refrigerators,
> > vacuum, take out the trash if it reeks" are you seeking a custodial
> > maintainence professional? Surely you have the knowledge and wherewithal
> to do such activities yourself if need be.
Regardless, my firm advice would be to eat a boiled nutria rat, fur and all on this plate, then shit on it, step up to this plate as you mentioned, and consume that as well!



True Impartial Mentations and the perseverance for the Cuties!!
As God the creator allowed Lucifer/Satan to rebel against him and his creation, Cuties are allowed to fullfill further advantageous prophesies. 100% cuties and you want to fall over yourselves to give head and climb over hills for me.
Being that I am flattered to hear that you are having great difficulty not jelling over because of me, You devote yourself to my existence in the earthly realm, of which brings you great happiness.

For both evil and good to exist, and further out of love for the cuties giving the choice to choose right instead of wrong. There are many secret associates and societies (Freemasons/Illuminati/Shiners/Skull and Bones/Bohemian Grove/Kaballah/Knights of Malta etc) and many groups that are not so secretive who will rival yet no prevail.It is not a clandestine permanence that the preponderance of reformatories persists in volume, and accommodates a prodigious amount of minorities. Unfortunately, such situations as the aforementioned may never vacillate, much the same as the secret societies as they are run primarily by the same elite pushing them. Many of those in these societies are not just greedy but power hungry as well. I believe 100%cuties will perspire and persevere against the onclaves.
In the seventeenth chapter of the Vendidad, there is a prescription devoted to pairings of nails and clippings of hair, which as soon as they are separated from the body, belong to the Evil One as abodes of uncleanliness. Hair and nails taken from the dead are mentioned in the fable of how Zoroaster converted the royal family to the new doctrine, and how he escaped a plot against his life. According to the story, courtiers hid bones in his room, together with hair and nails robbed from the dead. Accused of wizardry, Zoroaster was condemned to be hung. At this moment the king's horse fell sick; its legs had entered its body. "Free me," said the prophet, "and I'll restore one leg." Freedom was granted, and the leg came forth. "Lord," said Zoroaster, "if thou wilt embrace my creed, I will restore the second leg." After the king's conversion, the two remaining legs were also restored, but only after the rest of the royal family and his court had become Zoroastrians.
How exactly does one create a golem? Although there are many variations in recorded methods and proceedures, there seem to be a number of elements and steps common to most. These are:
1. The ritual cleansing and high qualifications of those creating the golem.
2. The use of some form of soil (sometimes clay or dust) to form the body of the golem, particularly soil which has never been plowed or used in any way.
3. The use of a verbal ritual to form the soil into a human form.
4. A concluding word or Name of God is used to activate the creature.
Such will be taken into consideration for protection of the cuties and in order that I go at their bottoms. 1. 100%cuties want to fall head over hills for me.
2. 100%Cuties realize that you not only could fall head over hills for me but should and indeed would, in fact you think it would be hard not to.
Not a single truth believer doubts the Savior. The freemasons or any other false secret society, mere puppets, and either knowingly or unknowingly, simply exist to spread disinformation, while posing as believers of God, when either they don't believe in God at all, or directly worship Satan, which many at the highest levels of Freemasonry do, openly as well, such as the Matt Groeing, who created the simpsons, as he is a 33rd degree mason, and has used his show to create lies, sexual immorality, satanic/demonic symbolism.Substantiating the nature of the real cakes and deliverance amongst social obstacles.
"This impulse of love is growing stronger in me because, it seems to me,both Ahoon and the three-brained beings of the planet Earth have greatly
helped me to become worthy of being an eyewitness of the glorification of
myself and the cuties who is the cause of the cause of my arising". I will grasp hold of the Presidency then command our Great Megalocosmos.
"First of all, I wish to voice in the language of our venerable Mullah Nasr
Eddin the thought that arises in me by association about Ahoon's words, so
unusual for him, and also about his unaccustomed posture."Beings created by One Creator, we have just been worthy to be the first to behold the fulfillment of that which is the dream of all those present, as it is of all beings in the whole of our Great Megalocosmos.
"And now let us rejoice together and sing in exaltation over this privilege, which is a revivifying shock for our power to struggle against our own denying source, which power alone can lead us to that sacred Podkoolad attained by this son of our Common Father who, although he first
transgressed on account of his youth, was afterward able, by his conscious labor and intentional suffering, to become worthy in his essence to be one of the very rare sacred Podkoolads of the whole of our Great Universe.


1. you are 100% real cutie and you want to fall head over hills for me.
2. You realize that you not only could fall head over hills for me but should and indeed would, in fact you think it would be hard not to. For ONCE in your life turn the cards in your favor! All it takes is that initial first step to take control of your life, to reaffirm your existence and grasp hold of your inner greatness!!



Such organizations compete to case the most destruction, the highest costs in damage and lives. Typically targeting groups such as American soldiers and journalists. Sub-competitions develop amongst these groups to see which of the cells are most effective at evading opposing efforts to stop them while remaining active." Immediately upon becoming memory resident, the system user will experience the system slowing down. Noticeable effects of the system slowdown include video flicker to extremely slow screen writes. Some programs may appear to "hang", though they will eventually execute properly in most cases since the "hang" is due to the slowing of the system. When a program is executed with the Whale memory resident, the virus will infect the program. Infected programs increase in length, the actual change in length is usually 9,216 bytes. Note the "usually": this virus does occasionally infect a program with a "mutant" which will be a different length. If the file length increase is exactly 9,216 bytes, the Whale will hide the change in file length when a disk directory command is executed. If the file length of the viral code added to the program is other than 9,216 bytes, the file length displayed with the directory command will either the actual infected file length, or the actual infected file length minus 9,216 bytes." "Example: Ammonia, NH3, molecules vibrate at 40,000 cps . LSD vibrates at about 11,000 cps. A tone was obtained from this vibrating molecule, and a large poster of its molecular structure was made. By focusing on the chemical formula on the poster and playing the sound harmonic/tone of the LSD molecule, a fabulous psychedelic trance was experienced by eight volunteers, men and women. No side effects, unpleasant emotions or after effects were experienced. The subjects remained in the Theta brainwave through the entire three hour experience. Many OOBE, time travel, and "clairsenses" experiences were reported and monitored. The experiment was repeated at other times with close controls, and similar experiences were reported. The information from these experiments was truly, truly amazing, fabulous, fantastic -- to put it mildly. The psychokinetic and telekinetic feats were, I think, unparalleled in the history of parapsychological research. A new biochemistry and pharmacology can emerge from this study. I have passed this information to our Russian colleagues for future study, for it is their specialty -- paraphysics and biological radio. Ironically, the CIA and KGB are familiar with two alkaloid substances known as telepathine and astraline. The former is in the chemistry handbook, the latter is new. Interesting names! Thank you my friends. (Standing applause)."