Tuesday, November 24, 2009

hopes you are off the goober patrols over theres and ready for the yum!!!

didnt hear you knock might be spankings before the honey!!

haha thass funnyyy.

you are ready and willing to get off the goober patrol and become goo goo cluster and fine morsel of kindness as a offering thens to thems (me)?

umm yess. haha :]

gracious to hear that theres you have yammies for me in my life thens , have to pursue thems thens!!!
and yum yum stick for you and yours as well in return!!

when you are in your oyster shell make sure you pull your tingue in before closing the lids, it doesnt look like you did last time miss cutieness. dont want the cat to get it!!!

i dont get it haha

silly in your mood thing you are an oyster gooberlings
peeping out

ooh okayy haha

hopefully one fine day you'll be able to lick em upps!!!
and get off goober patrol too at the same time over theres miss gooberlings
after the training wheels come off but then all hell will break loose and the vultures will be jumping out the pot!!!
but by that time you will be a full time graduated sexling addicted to your whimsical wimsies!

ooh yesss haha :]]

so you are at home masturbating like usual thens?

um nahhh i'm not muhaha :]

figured you would be over theres keeping it to yourself and being greedy
no fine morsels for anyones but yourselves

nooo i dont even havee it to mahselff haha :]

then who does it belong to thens silly
^guess you are still on goober patrol

nobodyyy haha.

if you dont have thems to yourself and then they arent belonging to anyone else what is going on over there then fellers?
sounds like a regular conundrum to me maybe i need to rescue the cakes!!!

ohh theyy belonq to meee. nobodyy else haha

^that is good to hear i was getting worried there i have a weak heart dont scare me like that!!!!

not like that silly i am looking forward to your cakes for me and mines only!!!!
bury myself deep deep inside thems!!!!
and have some moistening in the middles!!!

mhmm yesss ;] jaja

you are still to precious and greedy wanting thems all to yourselves.

nooo i dnt want them to mysleff haha

then i want them all to myself thens!!!

haha okayy :]

its good that you are nice and agreeable we marry sometime soon you take care of me and I say yumm to that!!!

haha yess!! :]
I am glad to hear that you accept my proposal you have to remember then and keep it dear to your heart we marry you be mine too thens.

so we get married thens and you give me the cakes always and I cook fine dinners for you by the candles light and you then give me backmassages and i am able to spank you always?

yepp yeppp that's how it will bbee :]

now you are making me jealous of the person who will be living that life!! guess i will have to go home a masturbate later myself too thens like you!

not nice of you to laugh at my masturbatory practices should help out insteads !!!

that might lead to good things happening but then babies after so marriages are only proper and fitting. you have to find ways to make millions for us too thens!!!

yaa i wnna be famouss haha

dont have to be famous we can be together in peace and quiet and have each other no reason for the whole world to desire your cakes they should just be for me and mines silly like we had planned

haha okkayayyy :]

we could always just live on a desert island and i will build a hut and we eat fruits and berries and hump all the time and then go swimming but not with the sharks b/c that would be dangerous but i go fishing so we eat that sometimes too.

you will become misses fantastic in the fancy panties

haha yepppp :]

so then you will fall in love with me and think of me always and i get the cakes too in the bargain?

we can go gallavanting about as pirates and plunder the booty (treasure, silly ) no rump plundering for you!

haha yesss!! :]
2:55 PM
erikg206 gurp…:
and i plunder you rump too thens

hha yess :]

when do you think it is reasonable for us to marry then?
^when can it be fit into your busy schedule?

haha i'm not busyy haha buuut. i thinkk in the summerr cuz i hate winterr lol :]

ok thens I will be in hawaii then you can come down there and we marry on the beach then I get the cakes after
and before to so I can nibble first

mhmm that soundds goood haha :]

haha hmmm i see

that is good that your perceptions are available to you it would be quite inconvienient if that was not the case. Not having the visual apperatuses inside your noodle to monocle about can lead to trouble!

they say hindsight is 20/20 but what if your visions were blurred before? guess that makes it an improvement!

i do rather enjoy your topics if discussion here.

i am looking for the cakes , divine cakes too. from someone ready to fall head over hills and be the apples in my eyes!

best wishes to you in your search

^that is very polite and congenial of you, i guess you might be the milk of human kindness after all and I hope it is overflowing and not too homogenized!!!

haha i hope not as well

i was hoping you were my soul mate i still have the faiths inside my heart too

oh is that so?

i was wishing for you to be my precious little mermaid princess and i keep you in my genie bottle with me for all the eternities combined and we travel all the oceans and then find the leprecaun with the gold and get rich and I buy a castle and keep you in my harem with me

a castle eh? haha jk.

ok thens we can live together on a houseboat on a magical lake with nessie the loc ness monster and she can fly and take us all over the galaxy and also time travel and meet famous people and everyone will love you then.

^guess you are more of the wicked witch type. I say yuck on that then.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

( gooberlings has slapped 693 asses!)
4:06 PM

ahoy there bosun!! Hoping you are about done, been waiting lonnnnnggggggg time!!! Hurry up already over theres!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im very slow

need the boat by feb when i am leaving

sorry canot have it by then unless you want to sink in a paper ship

will go ahead and buy the 500 hot dogs to feed the 50 cats i will take with me on the journey


5 hot dogs per cat
and your buns for me

dont you think those cats deserve better

i dont think I can wait until august for your buns I wish I could have then on thanksgiving , x-mas at the latest
Yes, you are right the cats deserve better I will send them to you (50 of them) to take care of.
ok so, i dont like cats

they are nice and sweet and furry and fluffy and good friends too

ok if you say so

i bet you would like one if it had special talents and made you one million dollars

no i would not like one, i would love it

go find yourself a get rich quick kitty then silly what are you waiting for !!!
have you told your mom about us yet?

so you have told your mom about us then i am correct?

no i have not told her anything about us, because i didnt know there was anything to tell

we get married, i move in with you silly

i am ready for the cakes, i must plunder thems!!!!
i am sure your rump is delicious

i have already told you i make good cakes with all kinds of designs

it nice to know that you are falling head over hills for me and that I am the apples in your eyes!!!!! Yogurt and raisins for everyone!!!!!!

ok your crazy
im not fallin head over heels for anyone, that would hurt
4:54 PM
erikg206 gurp…:
when do i get your pumpkins

i done told you i had to throw those out, they were begining to smell from halloween

pumpkins as in your cakes , the rump silly!!!
how ya going to through out your buns goober'

my buns are not fresh

i will take them anyways thank you for the transactions!!

Sunday, November 15, 2009

i just got of work and am tired
you know i love you and your mountainlady ways

you are supposed to be building me a boat so can go to hawaii

it has to be big too I want to take my 50 black cats with me too and a gorilla who wears a silly hat who speaks french in a faggy voice

i will have you buy me 500 hot dogs too to feed the cats and the gorilla too for the journey, no buns I will have yours instead thank you

you are no fun anymores became a old stick in the mud overnight suffering from mountainlady syndrome

you are special. i am glad you are not special as in licking windows, eating socks and underwear, peeing yourself special.

^i could be wrong though maybe thats the affects of the mountainlady syndrome over theres

being on permanent goober patrol living off yogurt beets and raisins sleeping underneath the bed to protect the cakes from aliens

dig a hole in your backyard stick your rump in there to hide your cakes from them like a ostrich hides its head
mountainlady syndrome on goober patrol
ashamed of yourself for hiding the cakes from aliens. (illegal aliens).

you are on hushmouth ok then I will leave you do not love me i am goneerikg206 gurp…:
you are on hushmouth ok then I will leave you do not love me i am gone
going to go to aurora and smoke crack with a ho then instead

lol what ever floats your boat hun lol

if i get in trouble then I will blame you.
it will be your fault b/c no cakes for me from you

i am joking I dont smoke crack or indulge in proclivities with ladies of the night

sure you don't lol

not on sundays at least that is sabbath day

I lick bacon grease off midgets bald heads and gargle with lysol
and write my congressman long love letters
then go to sleep underneath my bed dreaming of you
with plenty of vienna sausages to last me through the night
^in case i get hungry
and use the jelly for stimulations
rub the vienna sausage jelly all over my body too
^just how you like it yummm
you are such a crazy mountainlady
you should be ashamed of yourself!!

Friday, November 13, 2009

'ello theres and ahoy bosun!

hope all is well and that you are readying yourself for the big journey ahead

what journey

erikg206 gurp…:
bosun = shipmate we are to travel the 7 seas together in the boat you are supposed to be building me right now as we speak silly.

your silly if you think im going to build a boat
yes a big one like moses had because I need lots of black cats on it too, over 50 of them and I will have a tame time travelling gorilla too who wears a silly hat and speaks fluent french too.

^and you there too with me

i was thinking after i go to hawaii for about 6 months or so maybe I can come live with you say, around august of 2010.


I will be planning on it thank you!!!
we will do lots of fishing
I love love love catfish too so you need to learn how to prepare it really well. Then its always good with the tater salad and green beans too.
maybe then you can open up a cafe too later and serve it to all the citizens who pay too and give a little to the stray cats out back and the homeless people too.

where do you come up with all these ideas

And I will have to do LOTS and LOTS of fishing just like old Forrest Gump catch prawns and shrimp and plenty of the catfish too.

i hate fish

Then we'll get some of the old timers to make moonshine out back too and start a racket and become rich. You can cook steaks and chickens too for all the people.

why do i have to do the cooking
i was thinking that you would
hire someone

Then you will run for governor and win by a landslide and get to meet oprah.

yay, i would love to meet oprah

^Silly I will be fishing all the time drinking the moonshine and trying to get you involved in the politics so you can be rich and famous!!!

we can open up a haven for homeless and abused cats and I will put on puppetshows and dress them up and people will come from all over the world to watch and pay large sums of money.

Better off with that standard protocol and procedure,never mind the old time religion no ,well I don't think so and a triple blarmey to that them theres!!!! Regardless here is to hoping that you are off of goober patrol and didnt wet yourself in the process!!!!! And a double hark and I reckon to that!! btw stop drooling over thems there!!!!!!!!XX!! !! "oh god"? Stop with the touchy feely down theres too dont want too much rambunctioning!!!! You needn't hasten with the revisionist thinking, anti-essentialism is the antiquated crockpot mythology, anti-dualism well, that deserves inspecting and intellectual buggering without tomfoolery!!!Time to cut to the chase and never hasten with the festerings that what they tell them up and over and underneath the yonders yep that them theres!!! (included shameless promotions of cakes providing wood with hopes of spermicidal beckonings later and after!)

Friday, November 6, 2009

heavenly moss in the middle if any, my fine one with the lovliest of cakes in the nickers!!!

you are a sweet one I say, honey in the middles?

dont go hushmouth on me now in this intoxicating moment there love!!! me dreaming of the buns there!!!

thank goodness you are a hearty one!!!!
^ I am falling in love with you and need to lick em upps all over thems!!!

when we marry so i can begin with the upping of the aunties?
^& be for me and mines only?

yess yess. :]

^only fair to ask need them cakes in the bloomers there !!!!

yess yu have themm, lmao

this is why I love you, the giving loving sort kind and wanting to take care of me

yess yesss :]

^nightly in between the buns, bisquits and buns for me and mines, pudding inside and on the tops

^lovely explosions for me and mines!!! volcanoes and earthquakes there!!!

unfair of you to leave me in my moment of need, apologize and come for me

now you are shy and get hushmouth for the compliment figures ther
^should just stick with the cakes!!

ooh i dunnnooo. i dependdsss on the contextttt ya yaa.

you are blushing and speechless
i am inching my way into your heart
love around the corner!!

yess fastter fastterr. lmao

^meanie has me wishing for the cakes now

^ no stripping only for me
and the cakes after
then go to the beach and have cocktails

yess that sounndss niiiice. :]

footsies with the cakes inside the bloomers after put me in the heavens !!!
^dont be greedy

how are we supposed to get married if we cant communicate? you are acting bad now

so when do we get married then?

august 19th

you have nice hair august, that sounds fair long enough for us to get to know each other, too long w/o the cakes though!!
^8 months without cakes serious blueballing there would not make it no way!!

by the way I told your mom you said she didnt make good hot dogs and that she likes her buns ate.

no really she doesnt make good hotdoggs, lmao.

well then Ill tell her that you think whe makes great hot dogs and likes her buns ate.

5 foot 8 inches.

assed out on the curb with my panties down

oooh i'm sorry about that. :[[[

that is why we marry and take care of each other and i have cakes always!!
^you get nice yum yum stick fair bargain!

i know you are falling in love with me and thinking of me all the times!! dont blame you though I am the apples in your eyes!!!

because I am smart we get married too real soon i need the cakes really really bad i know you are not greedy and would give them to me when i need them i trust you on that one

i am too greedy
cakes love

^that is mean you know i need them that is pure selfishness but i would win you over and have them always for me

you seem pretty confident

i know you would not deny me it is not cofidence it is necessity and fate

i dont like you being doubtful it isnt right you should embrace my love and appreciate it instead of acting silly and being difficult

Thursday, November 5, 2009

do not worry there my little mermaid princess I will rescue you and we will be together in my genie bottle for all the eternities combined!!


bollocks to that i say!!

no skippy chim ups either, double blarmey with cakes I say!

english there love, like in "what the heck, aint that a kick in the pants!"

well why couldnt you just sayy that??
blarmy i was too busy trying to get in yer bloomers for the cakes!!!

oh really??
too, would love to skippy chim up up in thems to at that with a real buggering!

your cold shouldering me is a real downer there bloke!
^out to give me the nickers instead!!

^no problem, bollocks for the rest of them, hope to have the nickers and cakes soon?

Cakes and nickers with the icing on top yes?

need me cakes inside the nickers!

no u dnt

^if I want to make pudding I do, blarmey to that!!!


yes'm no blarmies on that one theres.

cakes and nickers!!
your cakes and nickers?

knew you were greedy, blarmey on that!!!

yess yur righhtt

bad for me, turn blue later if not soon!!!


i am suprised that is what you are going for, i say bollocks to that!

so do i

well then your cakes are in order!!!

silly bloke i want yer cakes in the bloomers better yet you just wearing a smile!!!

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Silly bosuns, bollocks to all that! Mateys buggering the wrong hole, playing with other peoples rectums."Frogs love to eat flies, the devil's name, Beelzebub, lord of the flies. Evil spirits love to spiritually feed upon those whom Beelzebub rules." hark and I reckons to that, frogs and devils alike, cakes for me, flies for you!!

Monday, November 2, 2009

^bad buns down theres, pumpkins and bisquits are unsavory
^meaty buns down theres bad for the teeths

i am wondering about your cakes, and if you are a delicious little sugarbird.

^if i was to believe you what would happen if I bet the farm on it?
would I lose my property?

I should have faith, you are a delicious mermaid princess and I should rescue you and keep you in my genie bottle with me for all the eternites combined.

I am disappointed in how you play the harder to gets, I bet I would be the apples in your eyes and you would fall head over hills for me.
^deservedly so too

thats ok we gets married soon and then you can think of the chidrens, the chidrens!!!

thats good because you shouldn't be falling head over hills for me if you didnt think it was possible!!!

^good thing you dont play hard to gets or I'd be facing bigger troubles!!

you are trying to confuse yourself over theres. must be underneath the beds with chicken grittle and the hens on the grittle thinking the pies are falling.

thats ok i can tell that you are a lover not a fighter so good luck theres!!!

^now you are playing the harder to the gets again!

i am hoping i get the cakes real soon, i need thems too!!

11:38 AM
erikg206 gurp…:
I think you are a little bit mixed up there upstairs in the noodle .
i am ashamed of you doubting the love potions!!!

well then how can I have the buns thens???

no yum yum sticks. not even in the eyes even though they say keep your eyes on the prize. thats risky business right theres.

11:51 AM
erikg206 gurp…:
so how do i get the buns?
can you send them to me pleeeez?
I need some nice warm round buns pleez. and soon.
when are the buns coming? I need thems and soon!!

^what are you TALKING about??? The shipment was due YESTERDAY!!!!! OOOPSSS!!


the buns are late now, WHERE ARE THEY?

here we go agains!!!

still rambunctioning and causing all the trouble and no buns over here!!!

nuhh uhh, lmao.

how many times have to tells you THEY ARE LATE!!!!!

what is??

ohhh. why do you want them so bad??

^The shipment is overdue they were supposed to be here weeks ago!!!
^yesterday too with more!!!

well they are late they might nevverr come, haha lmao.

^you are terrible, how dare you rambunction all over my buns!!! that is my job, need yours then to cover the damage!!!

^you owe me the cakes as in 2 pumpkins or 2 buns, no bunions either.

12:24 PM
erikg206 gurp…:
^when am I getting thems?

now you are planning on playing the harder to the gets again!! shame on you , you should be willing and able to give me the cakes!!


what exactlyy are you asking for??

the cakes silly
if it was halloween they would be pumpkins!!!

some nice succulent juicy cakes goobers

told you they are LATE
your shipment was due already!!! send them to me!!!

^when are the bisquits going to be ready over theres?

i dunno. haha.

^thats the worst news i have ever heard!!!! So then what are we gonna do fellers???? Cant let the bisquits get to ripe for the pickings! have to stay plump but firms too!!

what kind of a operation are you running over theres?

it means you are messing up the buns over there silly!!!

you have to be one hard cookie to crack my heavens !! Poor buns and bisquits!!!
^you must put them through hells!

you still havent told me when the cakes are coming!!

how are they gonna come. i still dont get it. haha

^when are the cakes going to be delivered so i can come thens!!!
^to get thems too

ehh i dunno.

1:46 PM
erikg206 gurp…:
so where are the cakes!!!!!!

they were already supposed to be delivered as we discussed earlier

well getting back to the important issue at hand when are my cakes going to be ready?

theyy are still in the oven.

WHAT? I like my cakes nice and soft and firm, not boiled over, how are you putting your cakes in the oven silly!!!

burned cakes are not good, you are supposed to take care of your pumpkins.

yesss i know haha

then what in the world are you doing putting them in the ovens for, and besides the shipment was due YESTERDAY!!!
I feel very bad for your buns,you arent treating them very good.
^shame on you and your cakes.

ooh that hurtts ahah. :]

how can you be so greedy with your cakes over theres, that isnt fair you are tempting me silly.

I am glad that you are falling in love with me

i nverr saiid that hahajaja. :]

i know but that is what you were feeling in your heart i can tell!!!!

ooh yurr magikk haha.

yes glad you can see that now WHEN are my cakes coming over here for me?

you have pancakes anyways, flat brown burnt ones.

^not fresh of the grittle either

they are fresh off the grittle then? Well heavens Ill be!!!!!

well you are really trying to hold on to them cakes really good thens!

yeaa.. if you put it that wayyy..

hope you will save them for me

heh heh.

guess nots then you are dastardly what will i do without your cakes thens?
^I need thems and soon!!!

because i need them for nutritional values and purposes and to bring me to the heavens!! Cant get to the heavens without the cakes!!!! Besides they need the frosting on tops.

i guess you are trying to tell me that your cakes aren't ready yet.

i suppose it is best to leave your buns in the oven

yeppp no honey for your bisquits since that is how you like themmss.
2:28 PM
umm yeaa. :]

what if someone did a sneak attack on the cakes, what thens??