> > 2."wash walls, do toilets, do windows, clean ovens, defrost refrigerators,
> > vacuum, take out the trash if it reeks" are you seeking a custodial
> > maintainence professional? Surely you have the knowledge and wherewithal
> to do such activities yourself if need be. Pudding filled? Not necessarily estrogen jelly mind yours.
1.You cannot be homogenized or pasteurized because I need you to lay me a delicious, wonderous egg IF I choose to fertilize you. I will promise to protect it (providing both paternal and maternal duties)
until it hatches and brings forth great beauty upon the Earth and all it's temporal residents mammal,reptile and amphibian alike.
2. In return all your greatest wishes, dreams and desires will be fullfilled.....of this I promise. 1. Lovergirl on the horizons!
So, how would you look riding a zebra, butt naked with some extentions all greased up with a bone through your nose?
"lovely I guess"It is obvious that you have a very unhealthy attitide towards people in general and lack communication skills. You need to learn how to use that tongue.
How about if I just lube, put a cheap wig on your noodle,lube you up and you can ride me instead?I value myself and my relationships and try to treat people with respect and dignity. If they do not possess these traits themselves then obviously they are not the types of people worth associating with, unless you have delicious cakes.
Another diaper bred dandy
> > My # is 206-312-1857, I am expecting a call so we can meet and make proper
> > arrangements. I am also open to having you read me poetry while providing
> > loving oral sex as long as you swallow and don't beg too much for the
> > testosterone puddings.
"I'll bet you don't wash walls, do toilets, do windows, clean ovens, defrost refrigerators, vacuum, or take out the trash even if it reeks. You are simply putting a new spin on it, but instead of dating the woman first and "wining and dining," her until you move in to do your smooching, you by-passed all of the preliminaries"Yet if for some odd twist of fate nature decides to play a cruel joke on you and not grant you such gluttonous, hedonistic happiness,
then at least I will be there
to heat you up a nice cup of warm skim milk and feed you some white kidney beans,yogurt ,beets and NO raisins.
I appreciate you sharing with me your redundant, homogenous opinions and pathetic experieces with people. For some reason you must find this warranted. The fact that you have chosen to have people live with you who have questionable character after giving them the old suck and guzzle is simply due lack of judgement on your part and really due to your own idiocy."All men think alike, you testicled demon, bet you won't be playing with my rectum anytime soon! Go play with someone else's rectum, as PT Barnum said there's a sucker born every minute!"
"well I've had to get the courts involved"
Only a moron and someone lacking basic social skills needs the "courts" and police in order to deal with people.Again, this is a glowing testament to your fear of the testosterone puddings, your lack of interpersonal skills and ability to have healthy relationships with people.
"I need a safety blanket, sometimes I still sleep with the lights on, heavily medicate myself and fall into a stupor"
I would not wish to live with you if it were for free. You are obviously a very impatient, opinionated, ignorant and self centered asshole, of which there are many here in this country.
"Well, I like being anonymous and my address remaining unfamiliar to the
> police and court systems."
> 1. An individual offering unsolicited opinions is someone who is very
> persumptous, rude and lacking in basic social skills, tact and common
> sense, proving that they do not value their own time or the time of others.
2. It is very easy to judge the behaviors and actions of others, especially
> from a great distance, as it provides little in terms of repurcussions. It
> also gives the pea-brained a chance to play psycho-analyst from the comfort
> and confines of their own nesting place, you unbridled scathing cunt of a lady!"I need some penetrations, you seem kind of a little to freaky for my liking
though"Regardless, my firm advice would be to eat a boiled nutria rat, fur and all on this plate, then shit on it, step up to this plate as you mentioned, and consume that as well!> iRegardless, if you think for some odd twist of fate that you have come to understand the workings of the "authentic" Male homosapien, then don't cry for the argentinians or the nigerian witches,mind yours.it is quite obvious that you have not had good relations with the opposite sex
> and lack the ability to show understanding, compassion or practical
> thinking. Furthermore it is lunacy for you to offer your opinions as to how
> others should behave or interact, no less live. This type of thinking is
> very fascist by nature and disgusting to anyone who is free thinking,
> healthy and humanistic. If you are unable to step off your unstable
> makeshift moral high horse then please waste someone elses times with your tomfoolery and drivel.
"You're just saying that because you can't step up to the plate"
I am extremely disappointed that you lack the intuitiveness to realize that life long forlorn love is at stake here. It is breaking my heart.
I understand that most people are not very bright and in fact are very drab and shallow, therefore it is easy and convienient for them to judge people because it eliminates the effort involved of learning about other people and other things. This is commonplace and honestly I do my best to stay away from such insipid assholes, which seem to make up the large majority of americas population.
"Oh, well, poops I guess"
Guess you aren't ready for true love, whereas I demand the satisfaction and infactuations such brings.Regardless,Basically it appears that you are very quick to judge people and make assumptions which most people with common sense or intelligence would agree are very bad qualities. Its is being shallow and small minded. This is not an insult. The majority of people on this planet are both and behave in this manner or fashion as if it should be the norm.
"i still dont get it! are you refering to boobs or booties or do you seriously want cakes?"
silly goose over there trying to count the hens before the rooster's crows! Bisquits are cakes!! I need some real, fortified cakes!! I think you must be suffering from delusions of self importance, that's what I was trying to get you to do in the first place as mentioned before, the ole' suck and guzzle!
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