1. I live in the mountains and completed the hot dog eating contest after the spermicidal rambunctiongs at the monster truck rallies at the redneck convention ready for the big night of bingo^and spend my winnings on scratch tickets. Wish to be governor or mayor or may not when the puddings manifest inside hers.
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2. Precious saliva on the yum yum transparent helping the protocol of the puddings.





43.i am the aurora borealis in the flesh and the 100% cuties fall head over hills to become the apples in my eyes!X!!! 1 fine day you will be the precious little mermaid in my genie bottle, a triple DDD rainbow in my mouth with areola lovings and we shall be together for all the eternities combined lustily existing in everglowing happiness !X!!!!!!!!

5. I am all the above, a true magnum opus and you will fall head over hills for me, as you are a 100%cutie with genuine cakes and cannot wait to self actualize and begin living the life you have always desired. All it takes is that initial first step to obtain spiritual reward and heartfelt satisfaction!!!

I believe, deep in my heart of hearts that amongst the squandered, homogenous, domesticated populus there lies a sole individual, a thoroughbred 100%cutie, luscious and divine, ready to deliver her cakes and fall head over hills. Overcoming great hurdles, barrells and all, the blinders shall be lifted and you shall run true and free once heeding this beckon call! In my gracious, loyal heart of hearts I believe you also possess the intuitiveness to realize that life long forlorn love is at stake here, and demand the satisfaction and happiness such brings. Bear in mind, most people do not have the opportunity to meet their other half and person who they were meant to be with and live for. It is up to you and you alone to grasp hold of your inner greatness and take advantage of this once in a lifetime opportunity so few are able to witness or experience. To shy away from such is only admitting and living with your shortcomings and sadly damning yourself to a drab, mundane if not slovenly existence, which goes entirely against your very nature! Now is the time to live, strike down your apprehensions and soar to new uncharted heights!!! The opportunities awaiting you are immense, throw caution to the wind and take that first step towards true gratification and spiritual reward!!!!! I give you my word, which is solid gold, a tremendous promise, that such is easily attainable as this is a simple calling that you must heed. Upon doing so all of life's simple pleasures will become unfurled at your lovely feets. Together we will experience a life few ever dream of, one of picnicing,parousing and immense pleasurings!!! In exchange for your lovely cakes which you will graciously provide at my whimsical wimsy , the world, if not the entire universe, will be yours. Again, such opportunities may only come by once in a lifetime, do not allow such tremendous prestige and fortune to go to waste do to simple toms foolery or idle yet enjoyable and inventive indulgances we should be taking care of together! I long for your lovely, heavenly cakes, bring them to me now as this is the protocol of the puddings!X!!!!!