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1. Sun Tzu said: The art of war is of vital importance to the State.
2. It is a matter of life and death, a road either to safety or to ruin. Hence it is a subject of inquiry which can on no account be neglected.
3. The art of war, then, is governed by five constant factors, to be taken into account in one's deliberations, when seeking to determine the conditions obtaining in the field.
4. These are: (1) The Moral Law; (2) Heaven; (3) Earth; (4) The Commander; (5) Method and discipline.

5,6. The Moral Law causes the people to be in complete accord with their ruler, so that they will follow him regardless of their lives, undismayed by any danger.

7. Heaven signifies night and day, cold and heat, times and seasons.
8. Earth comprises distances, great and small; danger and security; open ground and narrow passes; the chances of life and death.

9. The Commander stands for the virtues of wisdom, sincerely, benevolence, courage and strictness.

10. By method and discipline are to be understood the marshaling of the army in its proper subdivisions, the graduations of rank among the officers, the maintenance of roads by which supplies may reach the army, and the control of military expenditure.

11. These five heads should be familiar to every general: he who knows them will be victorious; he who knows them not will fail.""_Utopia_ comes programmed to operate through protocols not unlike those defined by the software of computer systems."Example: Ammonia, NH3, molecules vibrate at 40,000 cps . LSD vibrates at about 11,000 cps. A tone was obtained from this vibrating molecule, and a large poster of its molecular structure was made. By focusing on the chemical formula on the poster and playing the sound harmonic/tone of the LSD molecule, a fabulous psychedelic trance was experienced by eight volunteers, men and women. No side effects, unpleasant emotions or after effects were experienced."In one Saturnian year there are seven of these definitely established
periods, and each of them has its own name.
"As there still remained, by the time-calculation of the planet Mars, almost
half a 'fooss' before the next 'khreh-khree-khra' or, by the time-calculation of
your favorites, about a month and a half, we decided to organize our ordinary
being-existence in the meantime in a more or less suitable manner.
"Some of our beings remained on the ship Occasion itself, others found accommodation in the dwellings placed at our
disposal by the amiable beings of the planet Saturn; and I, with Ahoon, went to 'Rirkh,' the large populated center of three-brained beings where my friend Gornahoor Harharkh existed.
"You do seem like "Such a nice girl" (granny voice). I might enjoy upping the auntie. I believe the shoe horn capital is Sioux Falls, SD, a patron told be it was Sioux City ,IO he must have been suffering from hallucinations of grandeur. How about giving me a piggy back ride over there so I can do some clinical investigations? Maybe you could build a killer go cart juiced or hopped up (like something out of the road warrior but more rudimentary) and we'll gallivant to see? Shouldn't cost too much hard currency or legal tender. I could bring along my Mr. T lunch pail and we could have some french toast and waffles that I'll store inside some socks. If neither of these are options we can meet at the Seattle Center where you can provide the 'ole suck and guzzle (with grade a teabagging and salad tossing of course) in a bathroom stall (after gargling with some lysol first) and tell your nigerian witch friends back home all about it! Seeing that I know you are going to contact the ebola virus within the next several years and die a extremely slow and excruciatingly painful death before having your soul burn in hell for all eternity (a llloooonnnggggg time!) due to your witchhood you might as well enjoy things while you can!!!

The subjects remained in the Theta brainwave through the entire three hour experience. Many OOBE, time travel, and "clairsenses" experiences were reported and monitored. The experiment was repeated at other times with close controls, and similar experiences were reported. The information from these experiments was truly, truly amazing, fabulous, fantastic -- to put it mildly. The psychokinetic and telekinetic feats were, I think, unparalleled in the history of parapsychological research. A new biochemistry and pharmacology can emerge from this study. I have passed this information to our Russian colleagues for future study, for it is their specialty -- paraphysics and biological radio. Ironically, the CIA and KGB are familiar with two alkaloid substances known as telepathine and astraline. The former is in the chemistry handbook, the latter is new. Interesting names! Thank you my friends. (Standing applause)."Couple cans of beets should help too just in case we run into trouble. If not then I figure maybe we could meet at one of the high schools in the Metro Seattle area before you do your flying about in the Auditorium and maybe I can have your lovely triple chocolate cakes? I can manufacture the testosterone puddings mind you and yours. You cannot refuse, after all I am a triple a plus plus plus citizen and I deserve such! Also I bring you some tofu dogs, just give me them buns!1.You cannot be homogenized or pasteurized because I need you to lay me a delicious, wonderous egg IF I choose to fertilize you. I will promise to protect it (providing both paternal and maternal duties)
until it hatches and brings forth great beauty upon the Earth and all it's temporal residents mammal,reptile and amphibian alike.
2. In return all your greatest wishes, dreams and desires will be fullfilled.....of this I promise. Yet if for some odd twist of fate nature decides to play a cruel joke on you and not grant you such gluttonous, hedonistic happiness,
then at least I will be there
to heat you up a nice cup of warm skim milk and feed you some white kidney beans,yogurt ,beets and NO raisins.
"i still dont get it! are you refering to boobs or booties or do you seriously want cakes?"
silly goose over there trying to count the hens before the rooster's crows! Bisquits are cakes!! I need some real, fortified cakes!! Not bunions, trifling beezy-
"what does busquits not bunions mean??? i have never meet someone who likes cake so much! i make really good pie.... im still working on mastering pie crust but i'm sure i will get it down!"I'll never be hornswaggled! I simply desire one of the tender & merciful who will throw caution at the window and offer me the "vaunted" 2 cent piece! no worries, I understand you are still on goober patrol waiting for the next jerry lewis telethon. Per severance, my luscious one, do not be misled...it is my milk, greater than all human kindness that will do your body good and replenish the soul!! You are the one I should leave cross eyed and walking funny for the rest of your life! I hope you have good health care insurance!! Grasp hold of your inner greatness, for now is the time to bring salvation and love back into your heart! Hornswagglers beware!!The day of reckoning is just over there, beyond the yonder!! The dirt cheap deeds that are dastardly and dirty will soon be undone!!

"What we’ve found in the area of robotics, is that the Navy has programs, the Air Force has programs, the Army has programs,” Johnson said. “But there’s no one at the DoD level who has a clear vision of where we’re going to go with these things. How do we want them to interoperate? How do we want them to communicate with each other? How do we want them to interact with humans? We call them tactical autonomous combatants because they’ll operate largely autonomously with some limited human supervision. We’re talking about where we can and where we have the capability of replacing humans. Robots will be more capable than humans. They will be more lethal, more mobile, and more survivable. They will have faster reaction times and have more and superior sensing capabilities. They don’t have fear, they don’t get hungry, sleepy, or tired, and they take humans out of danger. And, from an economic perspective, they are cheaper than humans".By JO1(SW) Ron Schafer USJFCOM Public Affairs.""" 'Your Right Reverence!

'Thanks to the most gracious pardon granted to you from Above, you
have regained the right freely to fulfill your justly merited wishes And thanks
to this all-enfolding grace, you have all the possibilities, once more, of
becoming what you might long ago have been by virtue of your former merits
as regards Reason And of course from now on, Your Right Reverence, you
will undoubtedly meet various Individuals, corresponding to your Being, who
have already reached the highest gradations of Reason.
'And so, I take the liberty of addressing myself to you, as an old friend,
with the request that on meeting these Individuals you should remember me,
an old being, and not forget to ask their opinion about a fact that in recent
years has almost constantly aroused disturbing associations in all my
spiritualized parts, and that when you have learned their opinion you will not
fail to communicate it to me somehow or other on a suitable occasion.
" 'The point is that during the last few "ftofoos" I established very
definitely that, among the beings of our planet, the "noorfooftafaf" increases
with each "ftofoo," and along with this, I observed in them a proportional
decrease in the intensity of their potency of active mentation.
"By the way, my boy, the expression 'noorfooftafaf signifies on the planet Mars something like what on the Earth is called 'will-lessness .'
"And the toof-nef-tef continued: 'When I first discovered this fact, so deplorable for the beings of our planet, I began to ponder intensively to seek
its cause, in order to be able to give corresponding indications to those beings
who have entrusted themselves to me in their struggle to uproot this
lamentable factor recently arisen in their common presence, but in spite of
meditating very often and long on this question that constantly agitates me,
until now I have not been able to elucidate for myself, even approximately,
where the trouble lies and what measures must be taken to destroy this evil.'
"Thus ended the request of the honorable toof-nef-tef of the planet Mars,
and of course, my boy, I there and then promised my old friend to inquire
about all this at my first meeting with a corresponding Individual and to
communicate the reply to him without fail. God is not a demon, as those who have taken the control of your life and the governments. If you go back to God, those devils will re pay you in bank seinorage for all your sins? If you do not come for me those demons will take you to hell and then others will laugh them off to you. Therefore, who you are is the damned! You are the only reason for which Satan is alive!

The head of local conservative talk radio personality Paul Holson has been found in a playground by a group of children this morning. The grotesque head had been mounted on the torso of an antique mannequin and had recieved a number of alterations performed by the murderer, including: brain removed - replaced with excrement, the talk-show host's own waste material - a brown ring has stained the skin around where the skullcap had been cut and re-attatched - eyes have been removed and the remaining space filled with ground coloured (stained) glass and shredded paper bearing text - the head was found bearing the host's heavy rimmed glasses - toungue has been removed, in its place is the tentacle of a cephalopod - eardrums of both ears - perforated - murderer: highly skilled surgeon with penchant for the symbolic/poetic - body's location is unknown - public reaction is mixed, the victim caused strife.
"On the evening of our arrival there, I asked this essence-friend of mine during friendly conversation how the existence of his heir was proceeding; I was referring to my dear 'external kesdjanian result' or, as your favorites would say, my 'godson,' Gornahoor Raoorkh.
"He thanked me and said that Raoorkh's existence was proceeding quite well, and that he had already become his heir in all respects, having even made the aim of his responsible existence, as he himself had done, the detailed study of the omnipresent substance Okidanokh.
"After pausing a little, he added that as regards the knowledge he had attained of the cosmic substance Okidanokh, his heir had already, as he expressed it, 'smelled out its very essence.'
"He then said that, thanks to the results of his heir's scientific attainments, not only had all the factors for every conviction previously crystallized in his own being through long years of persevering labors now been totally decrystallized, but he had even destroyed all his inventions for investigating this omnipresent cosmic substance, including his famous 'nonradiating lamp', and, with a deep sigh, he concluded:
'I am now in full agreement with the opinion of the "result of my all" that it was the greatest misfortune for me to have been occupied so long with this, in the objective sense, absolutely "irredeemable sin. " '
"While conversing further on various topics we came to speak, in accordance with the flow of associations of being-mentation, about the three-brained beings breeding on the planet Earth.
" 'Although you are only my "kesdjanian father," yet in view of the fact that you have fulfilled with such full awareness the divine obligations toward me taken upon yourself during my "khri-khra-khri," there have been crystallized in my common presence with respect to you data equivalent to those which should be in the common presence of every three-brained being toward his own producer, and it is without doubt because of this that I remember you so often in my thoughts, and each time wish that you may always have conditions that lead, in the objective sense, to a good and happy future. '
" 'Khri-khra-khri,' my boy, is the name given on the planet Saturn to that sacred ceremony which is similar to what is called 'baptism' on the planet Earth.
"You probably did not understand what I meant when I
told you that Gornahoor Raoorkh took his place on his perch. "The point is that, because of their outer coating, the three-brained beings
of this planet gradually acquired the habit of resting in only one posture, that
is, after stooping in a special way, they let the whole weight of their planetary
body rest on their lower extremities, and for this manner of resting, it became
necessary for them to be at a certain height Hence the three-brained beings
there have the practice of putting up, at a certain height in the rooms where
they exist, special bars which they call 'perches. '
"I may as well add that these 'perches' of theirs are usually embellished
with various knick-knacks or carved with all kinds of designs, just as is done
by your favorites, who manifest the same weakness in regard to what they call
their 'furniture.'
"And so, having taken his place on his perch and expressed his welcome,
my dear 'external kesdjanian result,' or 'godson,' Gornahoor Raoorkh, began to
take part in our conversation.
"Well, my boy, in the course of general conversation on various topics, I
asked my godson, among other things, the reason for the crystallizing in his
presence of data for engendering his serious interest in elucidating all aspects
of the omnipresent cosmic substance Okidanokh, thanks to which he had
become worthy, like his producer, of making great cosmic discoveries When
young Raoorkh replied in detail to my question, it became clear to me that the
abnormal existence of your favorites was already acting harmfully on the
normal existence and the conscious self-perfecting of beings breeding on the
planet Mars, and at the same time, thanks to this detailed reply of his, based
on scientific foundations, I also elicited data for clarifying the question which
my old Martian friend, the great toof-nef-tef, had addressed to me.
"I will try, my boy, to reproduce for you in our language, as exactly as possible, the quintessence of this reply of his.
"After having thought a little about what I had asked him, Gornahoor Raoorkh replied with deep seriousness. Your cigarette and your champagne, and you drink them, along with the blood of christ, the donkeys and the virgins. You are not responsible for them? This slaughter and feasting upon the innocence?With your "I do not want to change the world", you are not even responsible for that?
" 'Early in my existence, at the period when I was still preparing to be a
responsible being, I devoted the greater part of my time—as is proper to all
three-brained beings at that age—to practicing in order to acquire the potency
to "deliberate actively for a long time", and it happened by itself that during
the intervals for necessary rest, I used to occupy myself with the various
experimental apparatuses of my producer.
" 'And it was at that period of my existence that I noticed more than once
that on certain days the force and level of my active mentation were
perceptibly lower.
" 'This discovery aroused in me a subjective interest that engendered in my
presence the urgent impulse to acquire a thorough cognizance of the cause of
this fact From then on, I began to pay attention both to myself and to what
took place around me in order to seek out the causes, and after one "khree" I
became completely convinced that this undesirable state occurred in me each
time our large "life-chakhan," or "dynamo," was in operation.
" 'It was precisely this fact, first observed by me at that time, which was
the cause of my growing interest in the omnipresent cosmic substance and of
my deeply absorbing study of its details.
" 'My experiments, from the very beginning, brought me an incalculable
number of proofs of all kinds, both for myself and for others, that the
omnipresent substance Okidanokh is a part of the common presence of the
atmosphere of our planet, and evidently of the presence of the atmosphere of
other planets as well, and that it takes part in the arising of all planetary and
surplanetary formations—including of
course the "khraprkhalikhrokhnian" part of every being— and in the maintenance of their existence.
'In the course of my further experimental elucidations, I also became entirely certain that although our solar system, like all the other solar systems of the Great Universe, has its own "Ansanbaluiazar," and that each planet, with its atmosphere, is the specific place of concentration of one or another class of cosmic substances of the given "common-system Ansanbaluiazar," the cosmic substance Okidanokh is nonetheless an indispensable and even predominant part of the presence of each planet.
'And later my experiments also showed me that, thanks to the common universal equilibrium, this cosmic substance is concentrated in every system in a strictly corresponding proportion, and is also distributed in strictly determined proportions among the atmospheres of all the planets of the given system Consequently, whenever this universal substance is used up in any part of atmospheric space, either by accident or design, it must without fail be replenished to restore the equilibrium of its proportions in the atmosphere, and this takes place by the flowing in of this substance from other places And this balancing transposition of Okidanokh must be effected not only from one place to another in the atmosphere of each planet, but also from the atmosphere of one planet to that of another, if in this other, for some reason, more than its established norm is used up.1. I am sure you have lovely cakes, yes and many men would enjoy them. 2. the divine temptress? No, I believe you are a mortal existing on the temporal plane such as myself.
"I want you all to myself, is that fine with you?"
I have the immortal john holmes reincarnated in my loins.your mind says no but your body says yes! I am of high, reagal stock, I must have proper cakes befitting the stature of a triple a plus plus plus citizen as myself!
do you know who ernest borgnine is?
"no. is he hot? hung like a horse? does he desire the midjets under the shirt and the cakes like you do?"
"You remember, I have already told you that my friend
Gornahoor Harharkh was always kept informed of my observations on their strange psyche, and that I even sent him, as well as your uncle Tooilan, copies of certain of my notes.
"So, as we were talking about these three-brained beings who have taken your fancy, Gornahoor Harharkh asked me among other things.
" 'Please tell me, my friend, is it possible that the duration of existence of these unfortunates still continues to diminish?'
"I was beginning to explain to him the present state of affairs regarding this question, and the new data I had collected on that abnormality, when just at that moment his 'result,' Gornahoor Raoorkh himself, entered the room
"Although the newcomer had exactly the same exterior as his producer, he was very virile and full of youthful fire.
"When he had taken his place on his perch, in the manner proper to the
three-brained beings of that planet, he welcomed me, as is customary for
them, in an angelically musical voice, with all sorts of kind wishes and self-
satisfying being-feelings.
"And in conclusion he declared, somewhat exaltedly.

"They have named the totality and the separate parts of this substance, sacred for them also, differently at different periods, and at the present time they name the result of the blending and reciprocal destruction of two parts of this omnipresent substance 'electricity. '
"And indeed, although several times in earlier epochs they had already discovered—of course, thanks always to an accidental chain of circumstances—various means of extracting from the nature of their planet, and using for their various, as I have called them, 'naively egoistic aims,' the separate parts of this omnipresent substance, absolutely necessary for normal cosmic processes, yet never have they destroyed so much of it as in recent times
"So, in this way, thanks to the explanations of my 'external kesdjanian result,' I became absolutely convinced of the maleficent action, already begun, of the results of the abnormal ordinary being-existence of the three-brained beings who have taken your fancy, and furthermore, the question disturbing my old friend resolved itself, namely, why during recent times it had become more and more difficult for the three-brained beings of the planet Mars to perfect themselves.
"As for the manner in which this question was resolved, I might say that it happened just as described, in reference to similar cases, in a rarely quoted saying of our esteemed Mullah Nasr Eddin:
'You never know who will help you to get out of a galosh.'
"In fact, for the resolution of this question, my old friend had in mind Individuals with quite other data and possibilities than those of my friends on Saturn, who were simply ordinary three-brained beings He probably did not suspect that as regards such questions, these ordinary three-brained beings, who acquire information about all sorts of real cosmic facts thanks only to their 'being-partkdolgduty,' are
in most cases more competent than any of the angels or cherubim with their ready-made Being who, though perfected in Reason to high gradations, may nonetheless, as regards practical confrontation, appear to be merely such individuals as our always respected Mullah Nasr Eddin describes in the following words.
" 'Never will he understand the sufferings of another, who has not experienced them himself, though he have divine Reason and the nature of a genuine devil!' "
At this point in Beelzebub's tales, there were diffused, all along the intersystem ship Karnak, artificially produced vibrations which had the property of penetrating into the common presence of all the passengers of the vessel and acting on what are called the "wandering nerves" of the stomach.
This artificially produced phenomenon was an announcement to the passengers that it was time to assemble in the common what is called "djameechoonatra," a sort of "monastic refectory" in which the second being-food was collectively taken.
By JO1(SW) Ron Schafer USJFCOM Public Affairs " 'Finally, I very definitely made clear to my Reason from every aspect, and proved to others, that the omnipresent cosmic substance Okidanokh, present in our atmosphere and constantly being replenished, is necessary for the common presence of our planet and is the most important factor for every kind of arising and maintenance of existence, and also that the essence of every "relatively independent" intra-planetary and surplanetary formation, as well as the essence of beings of every brain-system and external coating, de-
pends on this substance, and I even proved that the possibility for three-brained beings to perfect themselves and ultimately to blend with the Prime Cause of everything existing depends exclusively on this substance.
" 'I repeat, as a result of all my experimental elucidations, I very definitely
cognized for myself, and acquired indisputable data for proving from every
aspect to all the beings like myself around me, that the destruction of the
omnipresent cosmic substance Okidanokh in the presence of our planet and of
its atmosphere is almost equivalent to the conscious destruction of all the
labors and results of the Most Sacred First Cause of everything that exists '
"With these words, captivated by his theme, my dear godson, the young
and high-spirited Gornahoor Raoorkh, finished his discourse.I believe you are destined to fall head over hills my 100% cutie, and I will appreciate your generous offering and apologize for you being taken aback by my verbiage, my fine concubine to be! I do not live in spite nor shall I be smitten, and nor shall you (ever again!) once you hatch and bloom forth my wondorous seedlings after we go half up on the chidrens!! Well hark I reckon, I am wishing (eternally) for more than just the dessert, so hopefully I will possibly recieve everything, as will you in return, the entire kitten and the tabouli! I'll never be hornswaggled! I simply desire one of the tender & merciful who will throw caution at the window and offer me the "vaunted" 2 cent piece! no worries, I understand you are still on goober patrol waiting for the next jerry lewis telethon. Per severance, my luscious one, do not be misled...it is my milk, greater than all human kindness that will do your body good and replenish the soul!! You are the one I should leave cross eyed and walking funny for the rest of your life! I hope you have good health care insurance!! Grasp hold of your inner greatness, for now is the time to bring salvation and love back into your heart! Hornswagglers beware!!The day of reckoning is just over there, beyond the yonder!! The dirt cheap deeds that are dastardly and dirty will soon be undone!!

"In the middle of Gornahoor Raoorkh's explanations about the properties of the omnipresent cosmic substance Okidanokh, and the inevitable consequences of its extraction from the common presence of every planet, and of its ensuing destruction, a suspicion arose in me, and all sorts of pictures gradually appeared in my memory connected with impressions— perceived during my personal sojourns among your favorites and in the period of my close observations from the planet Mars of their ordinary beingexistence—showing how at different periods they repeatedly obtained this substance or its separate parts from the nature of their planet and used them for their various naively egoistic aims .
"And when, during Gornahoor Raoorkh's further explanations, remembered by association the request of the great toof-nef-tef of the planet Mars, I became aware with all my being and without the least doubt, of all the maleficent consequences of this manifestation of the three-brained beings of your planet.

How do animals help us give purpose and meaning to a world that may seem to be chaotic, accidental, and at times totally absurd, that is existentially, in-itself. One of the horrifying features of reality, as it revealed itself to the character Roquentin in the park in Nausea (Sartre, 1965), was that being, actual concrete existence, could not wholly be contained in the ordinary categories of language. “It flowed out at the edges of our categories in a messy and threatening way.” (Sartre, 1965). Human beings are prone to want material objects to be completely predictable and completely under their control (Warnock, 1970). Therefore, given that the world is naturally in-itself, one of the main reasons we exploit other animals is to give us an illusion of control over this in-itself element."Worst Possible Scenario Game: Intellectual game in which participants attempt to outdo eachother to find the worst possible outcome within a certain context. Players agree on a set of circumstances, for example: car accident, and then imagine progressively more horrible situations which may result from the agreed upon circumstances.""One of the ways 'our' enemies are constructed as savages who need to be taught civilization is by forming an image of them as people who do not value human life the same way we know that we do. What constitutes its "software" lies in the parerga, the large body of interpretive letters and commendatory endorsements from leading humanists. William T. Cotton finds therein "A license for extrapolation beyond any of the circumstances and events of the _Utopia_ [which] is granted by the humanists' own practice in the epistles and commendatory verses -- e.g. Giles's creation of the Utopian language and samples of verse in the Utopian language."[65] Packaged with its own RFC's (Requests for Comments), as gathered by its editor Erasmus, _Utopia_ constitutes a system open to new applications.Injustice was in triumph, against the poor! Freedom, dignity, social justice and what was more important: a real future for future generations. -> Secret associations have taken control of the planet and have already realized their New World Order. You are not responsible?

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Can't always see through the looks, though some of us can, like that nigerian witch who works the shoe horn capital of Sioux Falls, at the Pharmacies. Instead of dolin out the prescriptions offers the patrons a glass jar with the granny candy inside all stuck together, probably from you drooling and lusting all over the lovely nips and peices when nobody is looking! Turns out to be magic sauce, consisting of eels caught off the coast Puerto Rico, goat urin and abstract nigerian witch spells.
With all the hornswaggling going on worldwide,I do not know if 100%cutie have metamorphasized. I am fornicating over it right now trying to communicate to thems in hidden but monumental tongues. My knowing concubines MUST be 100% cuties and want to fall head over hills for me. Are you having great difficulty not falling over because of me? Would you be interested in possibly going half up on a chidrin?These are the vaild and pertinent questions. Fear not, you must overcome great burdens to reach the highest of peaks and grasp hold of your inner greatness! I am here, this is my calling card, I shall lead you towards these ultimate goals, but you must have faith, and possess the ultimate cakes!!! I shall cast off the hornswagglers hornswaggling up and over the yonders on goober patrol, coming from underneath the beds, these chicken littles devoted jerry lewis telethon veiwers, pretenders to the throne.
No Foghorns or Nigerian Witches, just the Cakes!!!

I still search for the luscious and divine cakes, a never ending search which I continue to carry on in a very diligent fashion. Yes, you must be willing to fall head over hills for me and be a 100%cutie with the certifiable cakes. Bears in your mind, I will not be hornswaggled. I possess only tremendous gifts of great value to you (and yours). You must take that initial first step, the rewards are endless, the blessings life fullfilling.
Midjets under the shirt would be wonderful as well! We will eat well, sleep soundly, go half up on the chidrens, live together in infamy and gratifying happiness, soul mates entwined as one.Extend yourself in your blessed humanitarianism and deliver yourself to me, succumb to your heart and nature's calling, let us nurture one another and live for a cause far greater than that of our own alone!! To rebuke this is to lose yourself to a life of drab , unholy misery, something that surely goes against your nature, and surely something I must rescue you from, loving kisses, gifts and only the healthiest of passions and desires to lift your spirits high!
All it takes is that initial first step to take control of your life, to reaffirm your existence and grasp hold of your inner greatness!!

While I have came over the fornicated realizations that in this realm very few possess the certifiable, delicious life affirming Cakes that a triple a plus plus plus citizen (such as myself) absolutely must possess.
Attaining the 100% cutie with real cakes has become a daunting task! You must want to fall head over hills for me and i know you are having great difficulty not falling over because of me. Now I am not trying to jump ahead of the shuffle or leave a live shark on your doorstep or in your hallway so 2 speak but you need to re-think the strategem. I am sure you will come to the fruitful realization that I must possess the Cakes and it is in your best interest to provide them for me! I will consume them for all the eternities combined and you will be satisfied like it was nature's calling!!One day you will believe me, and feel a strong sense of knowing, and deja vu mixed together at once, and it will make sense! Its delicious to go about upping the auntie with your 100%cutie with the certifiable cakes!!! Heed this call, overcome the obstacles leaving you barren and spiritually destitute, crush your inhibitions and grasp hold of your inner greatness!!

Only the 100%Cutie w/real, certifiable cakes (NOT THE FOGHORNS) can embrace my lasciviousness!!!

I have came over the fornicated realizations that in this realm very few possess the certifiable, delicious life affirming Cakes that a triple a plus plus plus citizen (such as myself) absolutely must possess. Attaining the 100% cutie with real cakes has become a daunting task, Yet I persevere as my glorified schnookie is here within the confluence of time and space, gracing the plains, believing as I do that love conquers all, including the noblest of the nobles in noblehood,meekest of the meeks in their meekhood also. Love is not blind mind you (and yours, maybe me one find day, at least possessing your cakes!) it possess eyes, and a tail, it is a large leviathan which cannot be tamed, mounted yes, but such a task is even too perverse for even my likings at this moment.
When dealing with Schnookie's cookie and cakes (provided she is a 100% cutie who has fallen head over hills for me and will fall over hills to provide head for me)it's plausible, even quite enjoyable to attempt going half up on the chidrens, no coaxing allowed. Seeing that the vast majority of you hornswaggle and remain on goober patrol waiting underneath the beds (like the chicken on the grittle thinking the pies are falling)and waiting for the next Jerry Lewis Telethon painted up and with the leg warmers and moonboots, I still believe in devout faith being hoodwinked, castrated and made into a eunuch to carry the cross of martyrdom for all. Regardless inside the nest may be the beautiful cake waiting to bloom and be offered, ready for the pudding on top!! If not I shall eat the egg, rob the cradle, even if it means the potential hatchling (and savior) must perish. It's one long easter egg race to the finish line, and a rotten turtle womb can only bear rotten turtle eggs, better off not to be decieved by the rotten fruits of the maternal caregivers labor!!

1.you MUST be 100% real cutie because I see how you want to fall head over hills for me and i know you are having great difficulty not falling over because of me.
2. in my heart of hearts there is the inherant knowledge and knowing you are 100% cutie w/ loving sexy,makes it all worthwhile.
3. I am not trying to jump ahead of the shuffle or leave a live shark on your doorstep or in your hallway so 2 speak.
4. 100% real cutie (w/o foghorns) wants to fall head over hills for me as natures calling, despite having great difficulty not falling over because of me.
5.If you are a 100%cutie w/ the certifiable cakes lifelong love is in the balance, reaffirm your greatness!! (I will provide the protiens for you to take on the chins!!)
6. I have faith that you are 100% cutie, no hornswaggling in the rears.
7. Bewares of these false temptresses who possess the crainal gland disorders, these are not your brethren or sistren, will only bear the beastliest of the chidrens!!

Difficult times ahead you steam the barrells to go full speed at my shaft and head. No problems there.

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Hornswagglers beware! Desirous cakes will replace the foghorns!!In luscious cutieland,land of
the cakes!!!

One fine day I shall be the beholder of the cakes. Nice girls let you, good girls help. i don't like the milf, that's not polite, I like upping the auntie.The term "milf" is dirty.
"Milf" sounds like the name of a slow cocker spaniel who has seizures and fakes injuries to get attention that turns out to be related to "alf" the space alien who had a brief stint on U.S. television before developing various copious drug addictions.
I must make arrangements at the airport so I can possess the cookie! c'mon, live a little miss cakes! "It is your destiny". Together we will provide one another pleasure in the face of the terrorists! We can slip security, no problem. This way you won't need to bring that big dildo in your purse.
"I've honestly never used a dildo"
i'll fed ex you one. I can just meet you at the airport and give you a butt massage.
I know you are a 100% cutie and you want to fall over yourself to give head and climb over hills for me.Give me the cookie and I could wisper sweet nothings in your ear.."sweet nothings, sweet nothings".Or I'll give you the yum yum stick and you can wisper sweet nothing in my ear. "sweet nothings, sweet nothings",and thats a bargain!
Nookie w/me at the Seattle center (when closed) on one of the kiddie rides.I'll make sure it will be a story you can tell your grandkids about!!You'll fall head over hills, I believe you are destined to fall head over hills my 100% cutie, and I will appreciate your generous offering and apologize for you being taken aback by my verbiage, my fine concubine to be! I do not live in spite nor shall I be smitten, and nor shall you (ever again!) once you hatch and bloom forth my wondorous seedlings after we go half up on the chidrens!! Well hark I reckon, I am wishing (eternally) for more than just the dessert, so hopefully I will possibly recieve everything, as will you in return, the entire kitten and the tabouli!

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Buford's got advice for Ms Carrie Prejean, I've got cakes to plunder!!
I have came over the fornicated realizations that in this realm very few possess the certifiable, delicious life affirming Cakes that a triple a plus plus plus citizen (such as myself) absolutely must possess.
"uh?"
Attaining the 100% cutie with real cakes has become a daunting task!!
I long for a 100% cutie who has fallen head over hills for me and will fall over hills to provide head for me.I am not one of those sillies, playing with each others rectums...
"you know you like it"
I like being the pitcher not the catcher, mind you (and yours!)
"Get him/her a collar!!"
Could I get you one?I see how you want to fall head over hills for me and i know you are having great difficulty not falling over because of me. Now I am not trying to jump ahead of the shuffle or leave a live shark on your doorstep or in your hallway so 2 speak but you need to re-think the strategem. I am sure you will come to the fruitful realization that I must possess the Cakes!!
Then you will give them to me and I will consume them for all the eternities combined and you will be satisfied like it was nature's calling!!
One day you will believe me, and feel a strong sense of knowing, and deja vu mixed together at once, and it will make sense! Its delicious to go about upping the auntie with your 100%cutie with the certifiable cakes!!!
"I think you have kids" reverse psychology,huh? Trying to get me to go half up on a chidrens with you!! I am tired of being a philandering philanthropist thousandaire, I want to find a rich tycoon of a woman who will indulge all of my proclivities. If not I might have to become a drug kingpin/czar. I am tired of being in the belly of the beast. It's becoming more difficult to give it indigestion. I want to be adopted by Hugh hefner, and fornicate with his 3 female compatriots on the tv show "girls next door". Our escapeades would be recorded and sold on the internets, over 100 million copies sold, mainly to lovely housewives worldwide in the western hemisphere. I could live in the Playboy mansion and gallivant and hoodwink all them Cakes in a very lascivious fashion!!I would use my superior mental faculties and force him to sign his will over to me, give me power of attorney. On his deathbed he would be suffering from a severe addiction to my recordings, hoodwinking his notches. I would hospitalize him, put him on a "water based" diet and remove him and his carcass from the earthly realm.
Then I could live in the mansion myself. I would turn out all the "playmates" on dope then kick them out on the streets and find new cakes to plunder and seize there in the mansion. I would conduct ancient rituals there, employ houngun priests from haiti to put spells on government officials, and things of the like.I would also buy myself a pet kangaroo who could box and have him fight mike tyson on pay per view .
I am sure there are many who wish to possess your cakes, you must be strong and patient, unless you are the divine temptress herself!!God is not a demon, as those who have taken the control of your life and the governments. If you go back to God, those devils will re pay you in bank seinorage for all your sins? If you do not come for me those demons will take you to hell and then others will laugh them off to you. Therefore, who you are is the damned! You are the only reason for which Satan is alive!

" so? "
Then when can I see? You told me too take a peekie twice, look, look. Thats ok, I will look, then look again, then you can keep to yourself after.
since that IS what you wanted right?peekie peekie!! means look look. look x2
"do you want to really?"
you said "Look, I have the goods" then stated you wanted me to look again.
what goods are you making reference to? The glorious cakes i am seeking?
"Such a nice girl" (granny voice) I'd give you such a pinch!!!
"i'm am a good girl,i'm sure you had your share of woman"
ugh. me want woman. cum in seattle.I am not asking you to indulge me in my sexual proclivities!I lied. Uggh. Me want woman! You will not allow me to manufacture the testosterone pudding?
"do you do oral? I need it ever so bad"
inappropriate question, i am blushing, will suffer from erectile dysfunctioning, need some metamusil! I am gobbling them all up!! Gobble gobble!! I am licking them upps!!
you should bring me some milk of magnesia, then I can have your cakes later.
"No that type of milk costs too much"
just the cakes then.
and a couple cans of beets just in case we run into trouble. you can also bring me some glasses so the next time I go to lusty lady I can use them for proper viewing of the cakes.
'I'll let you have mine"
And the cookie?
"Cakes and cookie."

You do seem like "Such a nice girl" (granny voice). I might enjoy upping the auntie. I believe the shoe horn capital is Sioux Falls, SD, a patron told be it was Sioux City ,IO he must have been suffering from hallucinations of grandeur. How about giving me a piggy back ride over there so I can do some clinical investigations? Maybe you could build a killer go cart juiced or hopped up (like something out of the road warrior but more rudimentary) and we'll gallivant to see? Shouldn't cost too much hard currency or legal tender. I could bring along my Mr. T lunch pail and we could have some french toast and waffles that I'll store inside some socks. Couple cans of beets should help too just in case we run into trouble. If not then I figure maybe we could meet at one of the high schools in the Metro Seattle area before you do your flying about in the Auditorium and maybe I can have your lovely triple chocolate cakes? I can manufacture the testosterone puddings mind you and yours. You cannot refuse, after all I am a triple a plus plus plus citizen and I deserve such! Also I bring you some tofu dogs, just give me them buns!
If neither of these are options we can meet at the Seattle Center where you can provide the 'ole suck and guzzle (with grade a teabagging and salad tossing of course) in a bathroom stall (after gargling with some lysol first) and tell your nigerian witch friends back home all about it! Seeing that I know you are going to contact the ebola virus within the next several years and die a extremely slow and excruciatingly painful death before having your soul burn in hell for all eternity (a llloooonnnggggg time!) due to your witchhood you might as well enjoy things while you can!!!

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>>>> Loving 100%Cutie w/ delicious cakes ONLY!!<<< (magical muffins land) <<<"Several Martian days after this interview, we left that hospitable planet
forever and ascended to the planet Saturn."No sooner had we arrived on the planet Saturn than the chief of our tribe
there came to communicate to us the contents of an etherogram he had just
received, announcing that the big intersystem ship Omnipresent would not
land on the planet Saturn until early in the next 'khreh-khree-khra. '
" 'Khreh-khree-khra,' on the planet Saturn, means a period of time
determined by a certain position occupied by this planet in relation, on the one
hand, to the sun of its system, and on the other, to another planet of this
system called 'Neptune.'

OK- what kind of cake(s) are you succulently willing to graciously provide? Fornication not necessary. Pudding filled? Not necessarily estrogen jelly mind yours.
1.You cannot be homogenized or pasteurized because I need you to lay me a delicious, wonderous egg IF I choose to fertilize you. I will promise to protect it (providing both paternal and maternal duties)
until it hatches and brings forth great beauty upon the Earth and all it's temporal residents mammal,reptile and amphibian alike.
2. In return all your greatest wishes, dreams and desires will be fullfilled.....of this I promise. Yet if for some odd twist of fate nature decides to play a cruel joke on you and not grant you such gluttonous, hedonistic happiness,
then at least I will be there
to heat you up a nice cup of warm skim milk and feed you some white kidney beans,yogurt ,beets and NO raisins.
"i still dont get it! are you refering to boobs or booties or do you seriously want cakes?"
silly goose over there trying to count the hens before the rooster's crows! Bisquits are cakes!! I need some real, fortified cakes!!

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June 25, 2009 - Thursday
love letter to the meek (trying to catch the hen before the rooster's crows!)
1. Lovergirl on the horizons!
So, how would you look riding a zebra, butt naked with some extentions all greased up with a bone through your nose?
"lovely I guess"
How about if I just lube, put a cheap wig on your noodle,lube you up and you can ride me instead?
"I need some penetrations, you seem kind of a little to freaky for my liking though"

I understand that most people are not very bright and in fact are very drab and shallow, therefore it is easy and convienient for them to judge people because it eliminates the effort involved of learning about other people and other things. This is commonplace and honestly I do my best to stay away from such insipid assholes, which seem to make up the large majority of americas population.
"Oh, well, poops I guess"

I am extremely disappointed that you lack the intuitiveness to realize that life long forlorn love is at stake here. It is breaking my heart. Guess you aren't ready for true love, whereas I demand the satisfaction and infactuations such brings.Regardless,Basically it appears that you are very quick to judge people and make assumptions which most people with common sense or intelligence would agree are very bad qualities. Its is being shallow and small minded. This is not an insult. The majority of people on this planet are both and behave in this manner or fashion as if it should be the norm. I value myself and my relationships and try to treat people with respect and dignity. If they do not possess these traits themselves then obviously they are not the types of people worth associating with, unless you have delicious cakes.

"I understand now that you are every other inch a gentleman."
- for significant coinage i might even wiggle it at you.
"You are very interesting in Sex, evidently. I can tell that, by your... thingy."
I will be sitting on a flagpole eating wild mushrooms in the meantime.
Requirements:
1. you are a 100% real cutie and you want to fall yourself to give head and climb over hills for me. 2. You realize that you not only could fall over hills for me but should and indeed would be that jissom magician, in fact you think it would be hard not to.
3..Being that I am flattered to hear that you are having great difficulty not jelling over because of me, You devote yourself to my existence in the earthly realm, of which brings you great happiness. -

Still believing conundrum I must say! Schnookie will manifest herself, fall over hills to give head for me.
1.need address(if still living at home,that is fine,i'll sneak through the window)
2.demand to examine cakes to offer thems (me).
3.if not, we can meet in bushes, yogurt and carl budding turkies after
i think he is dead now, but i imagine his face being on the label of little viena sausages. "Borgnines".It's funny that there are "hebrew national hot dogs". Hebrews do not eat pork. Mormons supposedly don't drink pepsi but they own the company. The hebrews and mormons should get together in Utah and then they could restore palestine, let the jews have a pilgrimage to salt lake and worship Joseph Smith or Brigham Young with the mormons, start eating hot dogs and drinking pepsi, become addicted to college football and live in the desert of bryce canyon together in little tee pee's and huts, do lots of peyote together, eat rattlesnakes if they have to.You said "Look look Ive got the goods but I keep to myself".
I am nurturing your anxious ear to bloom real cakes to offer them. This isn't rent a center and Mr. Wendel wouldn't figure on that 1 either. schnookie isN't one long easter egg race to the finish line. control, reaffirm your existence and grasp hold of my yum yum insert and swallow lovingly, deeply, graciously. - (catharsis ensues after enshewing the testosterone pudding, yet leads towards rebirth, pooted forth from the elemental cocoon of horror) ----------------- ----------------- no burrito, no slurpee, no cakes. NOT THANKED
Such a nice girl (granny voice). You are very polite and agreeable. I might enjoy upping the auntie. I believe the shoe horn capital is Sioux Falls, SD, a patron told be it was Sioux City , he must have been suffering from hallucinations of grandeur. How about giving me a piggy back ride over there so I can do some clinical investigations? Maybe you could build a killer go cart juiced or hopped up (like something out of the road warrior but more rudimentary) and we'll gallivant to see? Shouldn't cost too much hard currency or legal tender. I could bring along my Mr. T lunch pail and we could have some french toast and waffles that I'll store inside some socks. Couple cans of beets should help too just in case we run into trouble.
OK- what kind of cake(s) are you succulently willing to graciously provide? Fornication not necessary. Pudding filled? Not necessarily estrogen jelly mind yours.

I appreciate your honesty and you taking the time to tell me more about your delusional existence. I am not sure if you are doing so to appease your conscience or to make a feeble attempt to improve your own self-image and self-respect. All you have proven is that my statements of and about you are glaringly true, which means very little to me. Now if you don't want to help me cum in Seattle , have me shoot a nice load down your throat while you egg me on then really you should just simply take my advice , give it some serious thought and then act accordingly.
As I mentioned, 1.you are obviously quite uneducated and illiterate, quite shameful this is, being that you also (as I thought) 2. have kids out of wedlock (typically white trash, is it not?), you 3. lack communication skills, 4.are blaringly shallow and concerned with items you yourself do not own nor can afford, 5.wish to decieve yourself and others regarding your false "social status". Miss, it is obvious that you have made some very poor decisions in your life and are lacking in the smarts department. If this is due to genetics, heredity or a simple cruel act of fate concerns me little. It is humorous as to why you would even waste your time trying to justify yourself to a triple a plus plus plus citizen such as myself, kick rocks beezy!.
"I don't like you anyways, I can't stand teabagging and tossing the salad in the restroom at albertson's, then walking around the store shopping for vegetables with all that jissom in my hair"
If you are not interested why waste your time? I bet it's because you typically have had very poor relationships with the opposite sex throughout your life and have a very poor self image as well. It is obvious that you do not possess any of the traits of womanhood, you are rude, insulting, childish, and immature. Basic knowledge for the inbred (this applies to you, miss) 1. Learn how to read and write at a high school level before trying to "hurl insults" at other people. 2. In your case, learn how to read and write at a 6th grade level, and just keep the dunce cap on and keep your mouth shut! 3.. Use birth control so you won't have children until you can provide for them and are in a healthy and stable relationship. 4. There is nothing "ladylike" about fucking your "best friends" (relatives?), having kids, "bragging" about the nice cars and houses you don't have but your mom does,etc.etc.,etc. (obviously you are still in junior high, mentally).
"You are mean"
Mirrors often can be cruel. In addition you somewhat typify what is wrong with the poor/middle class causasian american today,,,apathetic, shallow,very uncultured and basically moronic. I am sure you have very few goals in life and typically live a very basic and mundane life. You probably have a kid(s) w/ someone you do not have relations with any longer (which exemplify your inablity to have meaningful relationships), still live at home, and work a menial minimum wage (or close to) paying job as well. While the idea of putting a choke chain collar around you neck and giving it to you doggy sounds very exciting, I would be frightend if I was not to pull out, as such would have to be the case EVERY time, because there is no way I would ever want to get caught up with pancake flippin, pillow-case wearing, spam eating, inbreds like yourself.
This is just advice, I sincerely hope you take it to heart, all I have shared with you is really for your own good and very much true, based upon what you have shared with me, as this is all I have to go on. Let's be honest... Stop lying to yourself, get hooked on phonics, put your kid up for adoption (so she might have a chance to make something of herself one day), get off the welfare/financial aid, and try to make something of yourself! 1. Learn how to read. 2.Learn how to write. 3. Learn how to communicate and express yourself, so you won't make yourself look like a inbred idiot. 4. Get your tubes tied, since you are obviously too stupid to even be able to properly use contraceptives and we already have enough morons on the planet!! 5. Move into the 21st Century. 6. If any of these options sound too difficult , then simply remember when slicing your wrists do not cut across but to cut down, it is much more effective. But someone with your intelligence would probably foul that up as well.

#2 Another diaper bred dandy
> > My # is 206-312-1857, I am expecting a call so we can meet and make proper
> > arrangements. I am also open to having you read me poetry while providing
> > loving oral sex as long as you swallow and don't beg too much for the
> > testosterone puddings.
"I'll bet you don't wash walls, do toilets, do windows, clean ovens, defrost refrigerators, vacuum, or take out the trash even if it reeks. You are simply putting a new spin on it, but instead of dating the woman first and "wining and dining," her until you move in to do your smooching, you by-passed all of the preliminaries"
I appreciate you sharing with me your redundant, homogenous opinions and pathetic experieces with people. For some reason you must find this warranted. The fact that you have chosen to have people live with you who have questionable character after giving them the old suck and guzzle is simply due lack of judgement on your part and really due to your own idiocy.It is obvious that you have a very unhealthy attitide towards people in general and lack communication skills. You need to learn how to use that tongue.
"well I've had to get the courts involved"
Only a moron and someone lacking basic social skills needs the "courts" and police in order to deal with people.Again, this is a glowing testament to your fear of the testosterone puddings, your lack of interpersonal skills and ability to have healthy relationships with people.
"I need a safety blanket, sometimes I still sleep with the lights on, heavily medicate myself and fall into a stupor"
I would not wish to live with you if it were for free. You are obviously a very impatient, opinionated, ignorant and self centered asshole, of which there are many here in this country.
"Well, I like being anonymous and my address remaining unfamiliar to the
> police and court systems."

> 1. An individual offering unsolicited opinions is someone who is very
> persumptous, rude and lacking in basic social skills, tact and common
> sense, proving that they do not value their own time or the time of others.
2. It is very easy to judge the behaviors and actions of others, especially
> from a great distance, as it provides little in terms of repurcussions. It
> also gives the pea-brained a chance to play psycho-analyst from the comfort
> and confines of their own nesting place, you unbridled scathing cunt of a lady!
"All men think alike, you testicled demon, bet you won't be playing with my rectum anytime soon! Go play with someone else's rectum, as PT Barnum said there's a sucker born every minute!"
I think you must be suffering from delusions of self importance, that's what I was trying to get you to do in the first place as mentioned before, the ole' suck and guzzle!
> iRegardless, if you think for some odd twist of fate that you have come to understand the workings of the "authentic" Male homosapien, then don't cry for the argentinians or the nigerian witches,mind yours.it is quite obvious that you have not had good relations with the opposite sex
> and lack the ability to show understanding, compassion or practical
> thinking. Furthermore it is lunacy for you to offer your opinions as to how
> others should behave or interact, no less live. This type of thinking is
> very fascist by nature and disgusting to anyone who is free thinking,
> healthy and humanistic. If you are unable to step off your unstable
> makeshift moral high horse then please waste someone elses times with your tomfoolery and drivel.
"You're just saying that because you can't step up to the plate"
> > 1. who's plate am I to be stepping up to?
> > 2."wash walls, do toilets, do windows, clean ovens, defrost refrigerators,
> > vacuum, take out the trash if it reeks" are you seeking a custodial
> > maintainence professional? Surely you have the knowledge and wherewithal
> to do such activities yourself if need be.
Regardless, my firm advice would be to eat a boiled nutria rat, fur and all on this plate, then shit on it, step up to this plate as you mentioned, and consume that as well!

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June 15, 2009 - Monday
True Impartial Mentations and the perseverance for the Cuties!!
As God the creator allowed Lucifer/Satan to rebel against him and his creation, Cuties are allowed to fullfill further advantageous prophesies. 100% cuties and you want to fall over yourselves to give head and climb over hills for me.
Being that I am flattered to hear that you are having great difficulty not jelling over because of me, You devote yourself to my existence in the earthly realm, of which brings you great happiness.
For both evil and good to exist, and further out of love for the cuties giving the choice to choose right instead of wrong. There are many secret associates and societies (Freemasons/Illuminati/Shiners/Skull and Bones/Bohemian Grove/Kaballah/Knights of Malta etc) and many groups that are not so secretive who will rival yet no prevail.It is not a clandestine permanence that the preponderance of reformatories persists in volume, and accommodates a prodigious amount of minorities. Unfortunately, such situations as the aforementioned may never vacillate, much the same as the secret societies as they are run primarily by the same elite pushing them. Many of those in these societies are not just greedy but power hungry as well. I believe 100%cuties will perspire and persevere against the onclaves.
In the seventeenth chapter of the Vendidad, there is a prescription devoted to pairings of nails and clippings of hair, which as soon as they are separated from the body, belong to the Evil One as abodes of uncleanliness. Hair and nails taken from the dead are mentioned in the fable of how Zoroaster converted the royal family to the new doctrine, and how he escaped a plot against his life. According to the story, courtiers hid bones in his room, together with hair and nails robbed from the dead. Accused of wizardry, Zoroaster was condemned to be hung. At this moment the king's horse fell sick; its legs had entered its body. "Free me," said the prophet, "and I'll restore one leg." Freedom was granted, and the leg came forth. "Lord," said Zoroaster, "if thou wilt embrace my creed, I will restore the second leg." After the king's conversion, the two remaining legs were also restored, but only after the rest of the royal family and his court had become Zoroastrians.
How exactly does one create a golem? Although there are many variations in recorded methods and proceedures, there seem to be a number of elements and steps common to most. These are:
1. The ritual cleansing and high qualifications of those creating the golem.
2. The use of some form of soil (sometimes clay or dust) to form the body of the golem, particularly soil which has never been plowed or used in any way.
3. The use of a verbal ritual to form the soil into a human form.
4. A concluding word or Name of God is used to activate the creature.
Such will be taken into consideration for protection of the cuties and in order that I go at their bottoms. 1. 100%cuties want to fall head over hills for me.
2. 100%Cuties realize that you not only could fall head over hills for me but should and indeed would, in fact you think it would be hard not to.
Not a single truth believer doubts the Savior. The freemasons or any other false secret society, mere puppets, and either knowingly or unknowingly, simply exist to spread disinformation, while posing as believers of God, when either they don't believe in God at all, or directly worship Satan, which many at the highest levels of Freemasonry do, openly as well, such as the Matt Groeing, who created the simpsons, as he is a 33rd degree mason, and has used his show to create lies, sexual immorality, satanic/demonic symbolism.
"This impulse of love is growing stronger in me because, it seems to me,both Ahoon and the three-brained beings of the planet Earth have greatly
helped me to become worthy of being an eyewitness of the glorification of
myself and the cuties who is the cause of the cause of my arising". I will grasp hold of the Presidency then command our Great Megalocosmos.
"First of all, I wish to voice in the language of our venerable Mullah Nasr
Eddin the thought that arises in me by association about Ahoon's words, so
unusual for him, and also about his unaccustomed posture."Beings created by One Creator, we have just been worthy to be the first to behold the fulfillment of that which is the dream of all those present, as it is of all beings in the whole of our Great Megalocosmos.
"And now let us rejoice together and sing in exaltation over this privilege, which is a revivifying shock for our power to struggle against our own denying source, which power alone can lead us to that sacred Podkoolad attained by this son of our Common Father who, although he first
transgressed on account of his youth, was afterward able, by his conscious labor and intentional suffering, to become worthy in his essence to be one of the very rare sacred Podkoolads of the whole of our Great Universe.

1. you are 100% real cutie and you want to fall head over hills for me.
2. You realize that you not only could fall head over hills for me but should and indeed would, in fact you think it would be hard not to. For ONCE in your life turn the cards in your favor! All it takes is that initial first step to take control of your life, to reaffirm your existence and grasp hold of your inner greatness!!//

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June 14, 2009 - Sunday
Substantiating the nature of the real cakes and deliverance amongst social obstacles. "Human individuals have a long history of symbiosis with other animals. Our domestic interactions with other animals predates our earliest recorded communications. Reflecting on this history of symbiosis, we could say that such interactions had, and still continue to have, some significant meaning to those individuals involved in such relationships. Here the intention is to look at the relationship between humans and other animals within an existential framework, and to focus primarily on the interpersonal relationship itself. For it could be said that all that we do to other animals is psychological preparation for our own interpersonal relationships. retarded beings alike,beings with the (hidden yet untraceable mark) of the 666,"----- These organizations compete with one another for the highest quality of their kills, with quality being determined by the social rank of their targets. The organizations are in competition with one another while individual operatives, like the original eleventh century Assassins, typically die in carrying out their missions; often gunned down by the target's paid security personnel. Competitive terrorist organizations subsequently form, with whom the objective is quantity rather than quality.
Such organizations compete to case the most destruction, the highest costs in damage and lives. Typically targeting groups such as American soldiers and journalists. Sub-competitions develop amongst these groups to see which of the cells are most effective at evading opposing efforts to stop them while remaining active." Immediately upon becoming memory resident, the system user will experience the system slowing down. Noticeable effects of the system slowdown include video flicker to extremely slow screen writes. Some programs may appear to "hang", though they will eventually execute properly in most cases since the "hang" is due to the slowing of the system. When a program is executed with the Whale memory resident, the virus will infect the program. Infected programs increase in length, the actual change in length is usually 9,216 bytes. Note the "usually": this virus does occasionally infect a program with a "mutant" which will be a different length. If the file length increase is exactly 9,216 bytes, the Whale will hide the change in file length when a disk directory command is executed. If the file length of the viral code added to the program is other than 9,216 bytes, the file length displayed with the directory command will either the actual infected file length, or the actual infected file length minus 9,216 bytes." "Example: Ammonia, NH3, molecules vibrate at 40,000 cps . LSD vibrates at about 11,000 cps. A tone was obtained from this vibrating molecule, and a large poster of its molecular structure was made. By focusing on the chemical formula on the poster and playing the sound harmonic/tone of the LSD molecule, a fabulous psychedelic trance was experienced by eight volunteers, men and women. No side effects, unpleasant emotions or after effects were experienced. The subjects remained in the Theta brainwave through the entire three hour experience. Many OOBE, time travel, and "clairsenses" experiences were reported and monitored. The experiment was repeated at other times with close controls, and similar experiences were reported. The information from these experiments was truly, truly amazing, fabulous, fantastic -- to put it mildly. The psychokinetic and telekinetic feats were, I think, unparalleled in the history of parapsychological research. A new biochemistry and pharmacology can emerge from this study. I have passed this information to our Russian colleagues for future study, for it is their specialty -- paraphysics and biological radio. Ironically, the CIA and KGB are familiar with two alkaloid substances known as telepathine and astraline. The former is in the chemistry handbook, the latter is new. Interesting names! Thank you my friends. (Standing applause)."
'When I first discovered this fact, so deplorable for the beings of our planet, I began to ponder intensively to seek
its cause, in order to be able to give corresponding indications to those beings
who have entrusted themselves to me in their struggle to uproot this
lamentable factor recently arisen in their common presence, but in spite of
meditating very often and long on this question that constantly agitates me,
until now I have not been able to elucidate for myself, even approximately,
where the trouble lies and what measures must be taken to destroy this evil.'
"Thus ended the request of the honorable toof-nef-tef of the planet Mars,
and of course, my boy, I there and then promised my old friend to inquire
about all this at my first meeting with a corresponding Individual and to
communicate the reply to him without fail.

""1. Sun Tzu said: The art of war is of vital importance to the State.
2. It is a matter of life and death, a road either to safety or to ruin. Hence it is a subject of inquiry which can on no account be neglected.
3. The art of war, then, is governed by five constant factors, to be taken into account in one's deliberations, when seeking to determine the conditions obtaining in the field.
4. These are: (1) The Moral Law; (2) Heaven; (3) Earth; (4) The Commander; (5) Method and discipline.
5,6. The Moral Law causes the people to be in complete accord with their ruler, so that they will follow him regardless of their lives, undismayed by any danger.
7. Heaven signifies night and day, cold and heat, times and seasons.
8. Earth comprises distances, great and small; danger and security; open ground and narrow passes; the chances of life and death.
9. The Commander stands for the virtues of wisdom, sincerely, benevolence, courage and strictness.
10. By method and discipline are to be understood the marshaling of the army in its proper subdivisions, the graduations of rank among the officers, the maintenance of roads by which supplies may reach the army, and the control of military expenditure.
11. These five heads should be familiar to every general: he who knows them will be victorious; he who knows them not will fail.""

In fact, you are already inside the destruction of sin, deadly and stubborn!100%cuties please believe that "Once I am inside you, it is greater than he who is inside someone else". Wept the people of Israel did when Elijah slaughtered the priests of Baal. In reality, the world loves you, but follow me, for 2 reasons: 1- You do not want to be killed in hell with Satan. 2- for the sake of the chidrens, I can give you the control of the governments. History teaches! Terror on the one hand and corruption on the brother!For example, the parerga accompanying subsequent editions changed, as interpretive "how-to-read-the-text" commentaries were replaced by new ones. This rewriting of _Utopia_'s software evidenced such "decentralized innovation" Erasmus even replaced More's own letter explaining the text with one written by Bude. Wootton speculates Erasmus preferred Bude's explication because "Bude's reference to Pythagoras makes clear that he had traced _Utopia_ to its source in Erasmus's discussion of the Pythagorean adages on friendship," particularly the adage "Between friends is all common."[66] Erasmus' role in coordinating changes to the text constitutes "forking," a situation in which "a project led in one direction splits and develops in two or more directions." [67] History's first "hacker," Erasmus changed _Utopia_'s code, in Lessig's terms enabling "the program to do something it wasn't originally intended or enabled to do."[68] Hackers, unlike their evil alter egos, crackers, work to debug and thus improve a program's functions. While Erasmus probably had More's permission to make this substitution, apparently he made another, unauthorized, forking in changing the title from _Nusquama_ to _Utopia_.[69] As "the patron saint of networkers," a conduit for a "networked tribe" operating like an early modern ARPAnet, Erasmus presided over an enterprise so communal even the author-function was distributed among its members.[70]""Strange that anything 'educational' or 'difficult' is deemed to be oppressive and elitist, whereas [television] programmes which explicitly tell people (usually working class) how to dress, eat and clean their houses are perfectly acceptable."Fairy tailed sugar plum end on my 100%Cutie!! Yes'm thems there the real Cakes!!

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