I apologize for your lacking the dictum of proper understanding. Linguistically speaking that is a personal fault.



^ I would be frustrated too if I had little more than pudding between the ears, little pudding tops!!!



and neither is your manpower over there on goober patrol. But dont worry, it doesnt matter that you lick windows, eat socks and piss yourself, people should like you, you are special, I like you very much.


Delicious, I see you decided to take the path of least resistance, since resistance to the esteemed one (myself) is futile and you are not exempt from the turmoil!!
^I will not apologize for your lacking the dictum of proper understanding. Linguistically speaking that is a personal fault.




Well harrunk to that!!! Seeing that you very well may be in possession of a terrible persecution complex please explain the assault on your character if so need be?


then don't jump the gun little pudding tops.


^and good luck with your proclivities too.
^hopefully they dont include playing with other peoples rectums.


excuse me.


yes, I will excuse you and apology accepted!

















well inquiring minds must know and soon!! The spermicidal rambunctions are necessary for the chidrens sake!!! Think of the chidrens the chidrens!!


Possessing of the apples or the cakes and the cookie then you can become the 100% cuties than falls over hills to provide head for me.
^destiny, you MUST accept it!!!


I am hoping that I am at the root of all your dreams and desires to be fullfilled with my spermicidal rambunctions inside the estrogen housing developments!


our romance must begin soon!! It is fate that I possess you, the callings for you begin in my loins and do not waver leaving my potato painfully blue!


instead of playing the hard to get card please let me know exactly what must be done so I can possess you for all the eternities combined?


I would like to bid you a solid and esteemed hark and I reckons, this is being delivered to you and yours via a very circumspect me and mines, in a glorious and dignified fashioning!!!


I am hoping with all my heart that you in perfect health and spirits my beautiful and luscious one for I long to engage in lascivious acts with you and plunder your heavenly body my sweet mermaid princess!!


no sweat hot stuff!




How can I become the apples in you eyes?


well inquiring minds must know and soon!! The spermicidal rambunctions are necessary for the chidrens sake!!! Think of the chidrens the chidrens!!


Possessing of the apples or the cakes and the cookie then you can become the 100% cuties than falls over hills to provide head for me.
^destiny, you MUST accept it!!!


I am hoping that I am at the root of all your dreams and desires to be fullfilled with my spermicidal rambunctions inside the estrogen housing developments!


our romance must begin soon!! It is fate that I possess you, the callings for you begin in my loins and do not waver leaving my potato painfully blue!



instead of playing the hard to get card please let me know exactly what must be done so I can possess you for all the eternities combined?


silly it is above


old enough to speak the universal language of love
I have come to the earth to rescue you it is my calling in life


in case you didnt know, your talking to a lady. and that is no way to address a lady.