i dont think its nice of you to offer me fat girls

Heatherr . :
Why ?

it is inappropriate and not polite because I am not interested in rolling them down the hills

then what are you interested in doing with them ? No inducing the spermicidal rambunctions I hopes!

if i can't give you fat girls then what do you wantt ?

just the buns

Heatherr . :
Mmkay .

soon too, I needed the buns yesterday!!!

Well you gotta come hurr tomorrow then !

dont think so.
i need the buns shipped to me

Fiiiiiiiiiineeee thenn :PP

i want the buns shipped and delivered to me, nice and fresh.

Okay thenn they will be :PP

how many buns do i get

214514245564

214,514,245,564? That is 214 million and over 500,000 buns!!!
have to divide by 2, most people dont only have 1 except for your moms
112 million double buns then

yeah . she likes her buns .

^who?

my mommmma

you sure like picking on her and her bun

imm not ; she just likes them

what kind of buns are you talking about over theres

whattt ?:P

you said your mom likes her bun, what kind?

iono what kind

you should ask her

No .

or ask her how she likes her buns then.

she likes them hard and cold .

i though she would like them warm and soft like most peoples oh well!!!

Bahah , no (:

old stale moldy rotten buns are bad news
^make you go to the doctor

No D: i don't eat her buns .

hopefully sometime you will find the type of buns you like and be happy

i am sure i will find the perfect buns one day for myself!

you are too jealous to admit you like your buns ate too




^thank you for the enlightenment, you are such a delicious human specimen, we should have some yogurt together and watch cable then!!!

no bitch..

yes, I do not care for them either, thank you.!


well then it's better that you stay at home until you get the help you need

you should be preparing to go out and eat lots and lots of candy and have a yummy time until yer tummy hurts

then you shouldnt be playing around out theres you should know better thank you very much

i wasnt playing
i got wet cause it started raining when i was outside on my way home
I want some candy myself
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lol


im qonna eat cake :]


my cake


^the cakes are the bisquits or the pumpkins silly


that sound yummy too i want some!!!


i will come and visit soon so I can have the cakes and ice cream too

i am hoping you have someone over there to cook you the chicken and the noodles too
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hope you feel better soon so the cakes can heal rambunctions can happen and bang up the best of thems

then maybe sometime i can possess them with the ice cream on tops

i am going to tell your mom that you dont think she makes good hot dogs and that you said she likes her buns ate

i am a very very very very very very very special person as you know yourself, i deserve all the buns I can eat, anywhere and anytime.
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12:29 PM
erikg206 gurp…:
we must go to wal mart for some canned meats, I want hams, then I want to rambunction the cakes and slap against the hocks


i am waiting to go to scotland so I can give nessie a good ride, after riding you and rambunctioning inside your estrogen housing developments of course

you can come too, if you just got inside your house, i will come inside there later.


^i bet youre too scared though, figures. you can just hide underneath your bed with the chicken littles and the hens on the grittle and think the pies are falling

i guess you are on goober patrol still, no worries hope you get off soon

^oh well better luck for you next go round cant win them all especially when the chips are falling where they may

now why would you do that

^because I am a lover not a fighter

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we must go to wal mart for some hash browns eat them out the bag or the box frozen or nots

if you are still hungry i will get you some vienna sausages and you can dip them in some yogurt

^guess not then no worries there i want some cakes

^cant blame you I guess you have a persecution complex when it comes to your cakes.
i hope some day you can over come all that adversity
but i dont know if you have any character or integrity so its a tough call.

Since I am the milk of human kindness and have your best interests at heart even though you obviously do not I am sincerely hoping this halloween that you are not hit by a bus leaving you in unbelievable agony and pain until you go to the hospital and suffer through excruciating surgeries you cannot afford leaving you and your entire family destitute and homeless. To live your life with nothing more than pudding between your ears in a wheelchair and paralysed from the waist down with only two fingers working on your left arm and no right arm as it was severed in the accident would be a pity. Life on the streets existing as little more than an eyesore really has no rewards, it would be terrible to be on the streets in a wheelchair starving,smelling like urin and feces, having no one to change your colostomy bag, living life existing as little more than human waste, a hopeless cause, a tragedy no one cares about.

hello over there

^delicious, i am sure you are a lovely sugarbird, my heart is fluttering for you as we speak

Lol , What ?

here we go again with your rambunctions. you always seem to play the harder to get is the bestest.
:
Lol im so confused

i am sorry, i am sure you are just the grandest and most beautiful of all no reason for the confusion!!!

Whats that supposed to mean ?

it means you are the wonderfullest person in entire world if not universe.

Hahahaha Yay :-DD

I am kidding. You are TERRIBLE.

I am sorry miss, I am very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very special person.


yes and now i realize that you are in full blown love with me for all the eternities combined!!! As you should be!!

Yes . i love you soooooooo much . i can hardly controll myself .
:
i understand and accept this because i knew so already.




i will be coming over soon so be ready i want some hot dogs

oh oh trying to throw me into a loop hole, i need some hot dogs can you send them to me?

you are very generous

Haha , How many do you want ?:-D

enough because i want to compete in a hot dog eating contest at the redneck convention and win a million dollars

i has six .
is that nuff ?

I need 600

when does you wannt em ?

yesterday, theyre late silly!!!

i have some one else providing me the buns, succulent sexy ones too

imm gonna eat one of yer hotdogs ,
so imm only gonna be able to send 599
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5:09 PM
erikg206 gurp…:
eat one then you gotta eat them all and give me some buns too
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erikg206 gurp…:
i dont like hot dogs, just the buns
.
Haha . then why'd you tell me to send them D: ?
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5:13 PM
erikg206 gurp…:
too trick you
.
.
Heatherr . :
rully ?
.
me and your mom should boil some hot dogs together
.
boiled hotdogs are gross
.
how do you eat them then silly
in the microwave?
.
tell yer mom i want her buns.


she probably makes good hot dogs too

Lol , she doesn't

ill teach her then!!

Lol , you should
i am going to tell your mom that you dont think she makes good hot dogs and that you said she likes her buns ate.
it will cost her, she'll have to pay me, take hot dog cooking classess plus pay for my airfare over theres too!!
:
Oh okay , imm sure she'll pay lol
p…:
if she gives me the buns i might take the greyhound thens

she won't give you any buns

how do you know?

Cause she doesn't like giving people buns

i am not just anyone though, i am a very very very very very very very special person as you know yourself, i deserve all the buns I can eat, anywhere and anytime.
:
Ahh , stupid whoers
whores
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buns silly

not good idea to eat real meat buns bad for the teeth

imm talking about this chick

oh she likes her buns ate, oh well

lol no

lots do so i am told from the wise elders

Miss deliciousness herself, the one and only, a very very very very special person!!!XX!!!!


I am patiently waiting to rescue you !!!

i must possess your angelic bodiness!!!

really

yes all of thems!!!!!

ha.and how do you plan to get them?

while you are preoccupied in slumberland dreaming all the nice dreams I will intercept them and then plunder you with a.................sneak attack!!!

I will rescue them and intercept them from a life of certain unhappiness!! "I'd give you such a pinch" (granny voice).

erikg206 gurp…:
I must rescue your cakes and possess thems for all the eternities combined!!!


you are a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very special person!!!

with the most succulent of all cakes known in the entire universe!!!


i must romance and serenade you then we will get married and you will be my mermaid genie princess and I will keep you in my genie bottle for ever with me as we sail all the oceans surviving off our love and your cakes alone!!!

lol sounds great

i will bring along some sour kraut, corned beef and cabbage just in case we run into trouble.


I have a magical flying moose you can ride over here so we can begin the festivities.
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it is fate love, I have arrived here to enter your life and to bring the greatest of all happiness, of which you are deserving!!!!


can i wisper sweet nothings in your ears?

(softly) ..............sweet nothings.......sweet nothings.......sweet nothings...........




i would swim the seven seas on the back of nessie (the lock ness monster) if need be to bring our love to fruition!!!

I know what nessie is.lol

will you please give me a clue regarding how I am to inch my way into your heart and then possess the cakes?

just be sweet

^that is too difficult, any other clues over theres miss deliciousness?

ha....Umm hold me when Im cold without me having to ask

^you are so romantic
I must rescue you!


we can go to walmart and I will buy you some waffles!! you can eat them right out of the box!!!
^in the parking lot and I will drool and watch, wanting one but too shy to ask!!

But i dont like waffles....lol

then I will buy you a can on vienna sausages you can dip them in some yogurt!!!

I am already aware that you are ecsaping me,,,,soon I will be forgotten and my chance at true unrequited love will be lost, this is a shame I blame on you entirely!!!
:
your love will escape me and i will be lost forever!!!
fate has decided to play a cruel joke on me!!!
i must possess the sweet , nutricious and fortifying life giving nectar of your cakes and their lovings!!!!
^forever in my genie bottle with me.
they say it is better to love and to have lost than to have never loved at all. I will let you win if you give me the cakes.


you are delicious, there is hope for love yet, that is truly delicious, you are such a divine and succulent morsel, a true angel, a magnificent sugar bird flying about at the gates of heaven!



you are the absoulte milk of all human kindness and represent all that is equitable and that is just in the world, your cakes alone are worthy of the highest of praise by all peoples across the oceans and near!!


so lets get down to the brass tax and do some bartering, how much for the cakes for all the eternities combined?

|| Mz. ♥||:
:
That is delicious, this is why you are delectable and succulent.


I must possess you in my genie bottle with me , you absolutely must be my precious little mermaid princess for all the eternities combined, no questions!!

If not then We could go to France you could speak the luscious languange then we travel through greenland and iceland and visit Norway too, fight ogres and trolls along the Way, see Nessie in Scotland, go for a ride there. Get married in Amsterdam.

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I dont know why you are playing hard to get, I will rescue you
thats ok, I am talking about life long love here, no silly trist.

I say so , he will be forgotten, we will live forever in glorious happiness and togetherness and oneness.

It is you that makes my heart flutter like butterflies, you are my inspiration!

we must go to wal mart for a hot dog and some waffles, we will eat them together right out of the box!!


I am intoxicated by your love, drunk on it's honey my sweet sugarbird!!

|| Mz. ♥||:
awww (:

I am sure you have delicious cakes!


Because in my heart I believe my love will possess luscious pumpkins!

You must let me have your bisquits!

very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very special cakes for me!!!!!!
will be mine and mine only for all the eternites combined and I will nurture them !!!


yes I need your help, please do so soon the 100%cuties cakes only!! I will be the apples in your eyes, you will fall head over hills for me and mines!!!!




I must possess you in my genie bottle with me , you absolutely must be my precious little mermaid princess for all the eternities combined, no questions!!


We could go to France you could speak the luscious languange then we travel through greenland and iceland and visit Norway too, fight ogres and trolls along the Way, see Nessie in Scotland, go for a ride there.Then marry in Amsterdam.


we must be together forever as in fate,It is you that makes my heart flutter like butterflies, you are my inspiration!

we must go to wal mart for a hot dog and some waffles, we will eat them together right out of the box!!
I will rescue you from a vapid and trivial existance and take you to uncharted peaks your heart knows nothing of as of yet!

it is very feeble of you to behave in such an undignified fashioning!

I would like to procure for you a large 10" pink squirting and talking dildo, you can fill it with mayonaise or tapioca pudding and keep it under your pillow. Fight off the tooth Fairy or Easter Bunny if they try to go about upping the aunties.

is this off a love site?

in return you can buy me a pocket pussy and I will keep my skittles in it.
and only hump it on rides at the seattle center.

seattle center shut down



doesnt work its broken

don't try to one up me miss cakes, that is unsavory.
^I will fix the rides I want to go on.
You will give me a piggy back ride there too.
And I will eat yogurt, beets and raisins along the way.

im in AP and i dont want half those words mean dawg
GET SOME
AP=advance placement


I am sure you are very happy to tell me the rides shut down, it makes your day to try and ruin my dreams, this is your lifes work instead of allowing me to be the apples in your eyes and you falling head over hills for me.

^GET SOME what miss cakes? And what is advance placement? Where?
!
we should go out for some potato salad my treat.
Or a hot dog and a slurpee from k mart.

ellie sounds like a country version of desperate but domesticated housewives, reminds me of "get off the poor thing" episode, you probably being cuter than a donkey eating a waffle.


what does "abotu" mean? it sounds like something african.
Makes no sense because you look white.

you are such of a typified gorgonized dorkling.
shame to see it happen like that all the time.
How can someone 21 be "seasoned" at anything? No offense, just curious.


you seem to be a very uninteresting and drab person who lives a very domesticated, shallow and homogenous life.

seasoned meaning i went through 1800 hours of cosmetology thats one year, 4 seasons. duhhh!
As I mentioned you seem to be very mundane and downright silly, very superflous, almost comical in your trivialness, it is actually pathetic.

It is very disappointing to realize this sick country is full of obnoxious, self absorbed, foul mouthed, materialistic yuppies such as yourself.





yes I know it is french, what does it say miss? you silly!
Fixer à côté de moi, me dire ce que vous avez fait, de parler, les mots que je veux entendre de faire fuir mes démons.
a country version of desperate but domesticated housewives, reminds me of "get off the poor thing" episode, you probably being cuter than a donkey eating a waffle? (translation)

Set beside me, tell me what you did, to speak the words I want to hear my demons flee.
ne version de pays de Desperate Housewives, mais domestiquée, me fait penser à "descendre le pauvre" épisode, vous avez sans doute être plus mignon qu'un âne manger une gaufre?

You are more delightful than a moose playing with a can of beets!!!

one of my friends, his grandmother is from Rhode Island, it reminds me of a place with alot of old people. Thinking of it i smell mothballs. People have funny accents there and probably play alot of bingo.

mostly the old people play bingo
but i got to go

number 1 or number 2?
hopefully you have at least an outhouse!!
i find it interesting how to process of social evolution for many whites is going from rural, uneducated, simple minded, racist, sexist, homophobic to urban, politically correct, institutionally educated and liberally conservative. the yuppification process. Opinionated yet apathetic, self absorbed, illusions of happiness and safety, delusions of self worth, equity and fairness, possession oriented, law obiding, tax paying, unobtrusive, desirious of a safety blanket, believing oneself to be just yet unaware of lifestyle of consumption and blind patronage, typified american nazi-fication in the face of the left wing right wing chiken wing syndrome and systemology. the above passage typifies this without being overblown into cardiac arrest.

The testicular rambunctionings in specified males (less than 5 percent) and in the ovaries in females (less that 10 percent) worldwide have proper stimulation to achieve the upward mobility ( the upping of the aunties ) ; however, small amounts of the pudding are only needed to crack the egg layer of the adrenal glands. The process that carefully regulates the amount and timing of testosterone pudding production production is complex and begins in the brain. When a man feels aroused or successful, the cerebral cortex, the most sophisticated area of the brain, sends a signal to another part of the brain called the hypothalamus to stimulate the pudding production . The hypothalamus is an area at the base of the brain that regulates much of the body's hormonal activity. It does this by sending chemical signals to the pituitary gland, a cherry-sized organ that produces a wide variety of hormones involved in the regulation of growth, thyroid function, blood pressure, pregnancy, birth and other critical body functions.

To stimulate pudding production, the hypothalamus releases a substance to the pituitary gland called gonadotropin-releasing hormone (GnRH). This hormone, in turn, causes the gland to produce two other hormones, follicle-stimulating hormone (FSH) and luteinizing hormone (LH), collectively known as gonadotropins. LH is released into the bloodstream where it travels to the male testes and triggers the production of testosterone from cholesterol. If this process continues until the testosterone level becomes too high, the pituitary slows the release of LH so production slows down. FSH is similarly involved in the increase and decrease in sperm production.

When LH reaches the testes, it influences activity in the Leydig cells, which are where cholesterol is gradually changed into a series of compounds until it becomes testosterone. When the small but vital amount of testosterone produced is released into the bloodstream, it is mostly bound to a special "carrier" compound called sex hormone binding globulin or SHBG. SHBG, which is produced by the liver, plays an important role in regulating the amount of "free" testosterone circulating in the body at any one time. The more SHBG there is the less unbound, active testosterone is able to move from the blood stream into cells where it is needed. As SHBG levels rise and fall, so do free testosterone levels, except in reverse.

With such a complex chain of events leading to a normal testosterone level, many problems or interruptions along the process can lead to sub-normal or low testosterone levels in men at any age. If there are diseases or negative conditions involving the male testes, hypothalamus, pituitary gland or genetic material, the resulting state is called hypogonadism.
In relation to the upping of the auties, it is not necessary to fall head over hills and be the apples in ones eyes for protien pudding production to manifest itself, although intercourse with a 100% cutie with the certifiable cakes and cookie are preferred.

I am offering you a solidified hark and a reckons in return I would like to begin the spermicidal rambunctionings and pudding protocols within your warm estrogen housing developments, beginning with the moistness in the middles!

excuse me

why must you be excused, are your behaviors and actions unsavory?

^obviously you have little more than pudding between the ears go back to the caves.

wow go fuck urself

I do enjoy that!! Possibly later. Thank you nicely for the kind advice, although coming from an illiterate hilly billy pudding tops will be taken lightly!

I will pardon you on your worldly misgivings and I wish for you to elaborate to a tee regarding the misapprehensions.

never mind that give me the pudding on tops!

I apologize for your lacking the dictum of proper understanding. Linguistically speaking that is a personal fault.



^ I would be frustrated too if I had little more than pudding between the ears, little pudding tops!!!



and neither is your manpower over there on goober patrol. But dont worry, it doesnt matter that you lick windows, eat socks and piss yourself, people should like you, you are special, I like you very much.


Delicious, I see you decided to take the path of least resistance, since resistance to the esteemed one (myself) is futile and you are not exempt from the turmoil!!
^I will not apologize for your lacking the dictum of proper understanding. Linguistically speaking that is a personal fault.




Well harrunk to that!!! Seeing that you very well may be in possession of a terrible persecution complex please explain the assault on your character if so need be?


then don't jump the gun little pudding tops.


^and good luck with your proclivities too.
^hopefully they dont include playing with other peoples rectums.


excuse me.


yes, I will excuse you and apology accepted!

















well inquiring minds must know and soon!! The spermicidal rambunctions are necessary for the chidrens sake!!! Think of the chidrens the chidrens!!


Possessing of the apples or the cakes and the cookie then you can become the 100% cuties than falls over hills to provide head for me.
^destiny, you MUST accept it!!!


I am hoping that I am at the root of all your dreams and desires to be fullfilled with my spermicidal rambunctions inside the estrogen housing developments!


our romance must begin soon!! It is fate that I possess you, the callings for you begin in my loins and do not waver leaving my potato painfully blue!


instead of playing the hard to get card please let me know exactly what must be done so I can possess you for all the eternities combined?


I would like to bid you a solid and esteemed hark and I reckons, this is being delivered to you and yours via a very circumspect me and mines, in a glorious and dignified fashioning!!!


I am hoping with all my heart that you in perfect health and spirits my beautiful and luscious one for I long to engage in lascivious acts with you and plunder your heavenly body my sweet mermaid princess!!


no sweat hot stuff!




How can I become the apples in you eyes?


well inquiring minds must know and soon!! The spermicidal rambunctions are necessary for the chidrens sake!!! Think of the chidrens the chidrens!!


Possessing of the apples or the cakes and the cookie then you can become the 100% cuties than falls over hills to provide head for me.
^destiny, you MUST accept it!!!


I am hoping that I am at the root of all your dreams and desires to be fullfilled with my spermicidal rambunctions inside the estrogen housing developments!


our romance must begin soon!! It is fate that I possess you, the callings for you begin in my loins and do not waver leaving my potato painfully blue!



instead of playing the hard to get card please let me know exactly what must be done so I can possess you for all the eternities combined?


silly it is above


old enough to speak the universal language of love
I have come to the earth to rescue you it is my calling in life


in case you didnt know, your talking to a lady. and that is no way to address a lady.

The individual processes used by pudding processing chemical engineers (eg. distillation or filtration) are called spermicidal rambunction unit operations and consist of chemical reactions, mass-, heat- and momentum- transfer operations. Unit operations are grouped together in various configurations for the purpose of chemical synthesis and/or chemical separation. Some processes are a combination of intertwined transport of the rambunctions after the jacksoning off and the separation unit operations similar to modal seperations and segregations.


Three primary physical laws underlying pudding chemical engineering design are conservation of testicular mass, spermicidal conservation of jizzom momentum and conservation of energy for mass production of the puddings. The movement of mass and energy around a chemical process are evaluated using mass balances and energy balances, laws that apply to discrete parts of female equipment, penile as unit operations, and the womb as the entire plant. In doing so, pudding chemical engineers must also use principles of testicular reaction kinetics and pudding transport phenomena. The task of performing these balances is now aided by pudding process simulators.



The modern discipline of spermicidal rambunctionings and testosterone pudding engineering encompasses much more than just the process engineering itself. Chemical engineers are now engaged in the development and production of a diverse range of pudding based products, as well as in commodity and specialty chemicals. These products include high performance materials needed for the jacksoning off inside the estrogen housing developments, biomedically modified testicular rambunctions, electronic stimulation for the cervically inept, environmental enhancement such as enhanced cakes (i.e. pumpkins,bisquits,etc) & modified midjets under the shirt in the cups with the strange alphabets 9a,b,c,d,dd,ddd,e,etc). Examples include ultra-pudding production for the uterus, sensitized solar cell stimuli for cervical pounding, adhesives and composites for the areola and nipples and the testes, bio-compatible materials for implants and prosthetic peni, gels for applications and producing the puddings, pharmaceutical enhancements, and films of the pornographic varieties, optical or spectroscopic properties and opto-electronic devices for proper veiwing of the cakes.