First one fork was formed, then another, and then a third, and as each fork
made its appearance, a clearly perceptible thrill of joy and profound
satisfaction was evoked in all those present. When the forks were poked into the rump, flabberghastlings fell upon the rambunctioned!
When a fourth fork began to appear on the horns, the tension among those
assembled reached its height and hallucinations of grandeur formed in the minds of the orgasmic!
"And now let us rejoice together and sing in exaltation over this privilege, which is a revivifying shock for our power to struggle against our own denying source, which power alone can lead us to that sacred pudding protocol!"