Friday, April 2, 2010

so are you about done?
done?
yepp.
if not i am sending over the elves to cut off your feets to make stew with thems.
?
you can have some when I am done.
I need my feets I am playing soccer on easter sunday. when are the elves coming?
You dont need your feet, borrow someone elses.
I am also going to kidnap the easter bunnie and tie him down to a lawn chair and burn him with a coathanger until he lays me a golden egg.
Then I am going to make a jacket out of him when I am done.
what about his feets?
you can have thems.
Easter bunny feeets are HUUUGE like shaq size feets but bring bad luck
tooth fairy takes all your teeth you stuck eating corned beef and cabbage for lifetimes over.
have easter bunny feets yourselves.
bum pretends to be santa and comes over and eats all you food and drinks out out of house and home.
birthday you get hit by truck and toilet flooded with terrrible poops.
But the Easter BUnnie is a tough cookie, taking him down wont be easy.

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