"if you buy me a car i will make you a hot dog" Cakes.(juxtapositioned with below)


"Such a nice girl (granny voice)." You are very polite and agreeable.I enjoyed upping the auntie. . giving me the long neck , red eye to boston? Such a nice creamface.Then some humpback rides and I can do some clinical investigations? Shouldn't cost too much hard currency or legal tender. Sort of similar to pancake batter inside alunch pail and you could have some scones after. I'll store inside a shed later. Couple cans of cranberry sauce should help too just in case we run into trouble.
OK- what kind of cake(s) are you succulently willing to graciously provide? Fornication not necessary. Pudding filled? Not necessarily estrogen jelly mind yours.
1.You cannot be homogenized or pasteurized because I need you to lay me a delicious, wonderous egg IF I choose to fertilize you. I will promise to protect it (providing both paternal and maternal duties)
until it hatches and brings forth great beauty upon the ENTIRE galaxy for eons, recognize my spermicial beckonings!
2. In return all your greatest wishes, dreams and desires will be fullfilled.....of this I promise. Yet nature does have odd twists of fate nature and often times decides to play cruel jokes on the unsuspecting. More reason to take me up on protection, although none will be offered erection wise. (not my fault if later your immortal soul becomes the host for satans parasites.)

*** How about we barter. Just your CAKES only. The Sooners are the second best not the Better, and worse than some others actually.

"do you seriously want cakes?"
silly goose over there trying to count the hens before the rooster's crows! Bisquits are cakes, some real, fortified cakes!!busquits not bunions!