Bullard Is A Fat Fuck
Mad Marko Thirsts Hungrily For Gene Simmon's Cum EP
1. Radiation Sex
2. Vampire Soul
3. Undead Massacre
4. Medusa Archangel
This was material recorded by me, Kyle S. (a.k.a. Cinematery), circa 1998. Some time later, circa 2002, I added beats to these guitar-based tracks. It was intended that these would eventually be released as Cinematery tracks, but I recently decided that they didn't quite fit what I do with Cinematery, so I decided to give this project an entirely different name. There is a certain fatass, shit-talking, dick-sucking, lard-drinking, altar-boy-molesting, bestiality-loving, illiterate, dyslexic motherfucker who I would like to take this opportunity to dedicate this album to. Your lying mouth has done me no damage. You have only weeded more superficial assholes out of my existence, where I won't have to be bothered by them anymore. These fake "friends" like Alan (you sound gay just by talking; be aware that I know what you're thinking about when you're talking shit about me... you're just glad the 'straight eye against the suspected queer guy' hasn't fallen on you) and Mad Marko (you, Tourette's-ridden, Bon Jovi-listening loser that you are, can play Lightsaber battle with fatass on into your sixties, having wasted your youngest years on being a square; you'll not only live to be a sputtering, stammering old fart, but you'll even get to feel your body go to shit over a longer period of time because you made "wiser choices" that don't mean shit in the end). None of you will ever get laid even if you take a stroll down East Lancaster with a crack rock glued to your dick. Hanging around you assholes felt the way it must have felt for Beavis and Butt-Head to be stuck around a bunch of P.A.T.s. I literally used to ask myself how I could have possibly lost so much in life that I was hanging around you guys and having nothing exciting to do. Now that you assholes decided to kick me out of your circle jerk, I have been liberated by hanging out with criminals, who are cooler and WAY MORE HONEST. I think it would be awesome if you all get raped and die horrible deaths. See you in Hell, where I'll just kick your bitchy little asses.
Sincerely,
Kyle, Youth Role Model
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