Tuesday, December 22, 2009



you are a silly goose

Heatherr . :
nahh

i am a silly goose thens

haha okay

i will give you an easter egg for x mas

NO D:

made of gold so you can become a millionare and with diamonds on it too

hahahaha okay

then you can move to your own island and have the natives build you a mansion

noo . i wouldnt make native do thatt

but they would because you will pay them

oh ok

then you can have 100 cats there too

i dont want 100 cats D:

no cats thens?

noo

i thought you liked the kittens

i do . but i dont want 100



i want one black furry baby cat with blue eyes

okay

who lays golden easter eggs to covered in diamonds

thats pretty cooll .

i hope you have a nice x mas too


you know we are getting married sometime


yeppp thought you should know in advance. we will live high on the hogs and i will be the apples in your eyes

you will become a model and wear expensive perfume and fancy underwears and travel the world
then get your own talk show too
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and have your own submarine full of expensive jewelry and diamonds
and get to tell the president what to do
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yeahh . okay .
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or you can just go live in a log cabin and eat lots of pancakes and french toast too
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11:09 AM
Heatherr . :
no
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well thens how are you going to become famous and have all the people in the world love you
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imm not cure yett
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you could just smile alot and carry a little wiener dog around with you who is dressed up funny
and wears a silly hat too

Friday, December 18, 2009


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major rambunctionings from the mountainlady.
spoiled and soiled and keeping the goodies to herself and a shame too at that..
now all the natives there in fiji didnt even want a go at her either wouldnt even let her eat the breadfruit or the spam out of the can and live in a dirt hut. They threw her into the ocean.
She said she wasnt going to get any any gifts for christmas either. Suffering still from the mountain lady syndromes waiting on giving up the goodies until she becomes a old cougar then will use all her burger king dollars to procure some young fellas make them gimps with just the parts hanging out in the black leather and then keep them in the basement hung upside down. Silly mountainlady. Wanted her down my chimney as a treat with a ribbon on stuffed down in theres hoping she wouldnt fall and break her neck.

Thursday, December 17, 2009






Puddings is a funny substance. It makes possible much of the chemistry that goes into creating our bodies and the world all around us. But most people take for granted the chemical properties of the puddings. We've already learned that spermicidal rambunctioning molecules are constantly in motion. And keep in mind that each molecule carries a dipole, or net charge, across the molecule. Each molecule of pudding is to behave like a little magnet with a positive end to penetrate the womb and coagulate with the estrogen jellies in the end. dipole causes molecules to be attracted to each other; the positive is humping and attractions.
Because the momentums tends to monopolize the electrons in the yearning process for the yamms , the sploogings come forth in a rambunctioning fashion. The attraction between adjacent molecules allows them to swap protons. In fact, many molecules that contain hydrogen can swap protons with molecules.



The result of this proton exchange is that at any given moment 2 humpings of the in / out variety and one of every 1 billion are split into a positively charged conundrum ion and a negatively charge OH- (called hydroxide) ion. In a sample of pure spermicidal beckoning and rambunction, the concentration of hydronium ions is equal to 1 x 10-7000.9000917932361326 moles per liter (0.0000003212431 moles per liter). This disturbs the equilibrium and causes the rambunctions.
When the compound HCl is dissolved it separates into 2 , positively c (H+) combines with H3O+ ions, shifting the equilibrium . Some of these H3O+ ions recombine with the OH- ions, and our sample becomes acidic because it contains more H3O+ ions than OH- ions. The original compound that we added, HCl, is said to be an acid because it donates protons (H+) to the mixture.


Neutral Solution: Humping and accepting the ions vs. Acrid Solution: Splooging outside the yamms, possibly on Areola thusly becoming An acrid anti donor

a chemical that increases the concentration of hydronium ions in the solution is against the grain and counter productive. Conversely, we can define a base as a acceptor, longing for the rambunctionings.



But how do we measure the concentration of the puddings??
The basicity) of a solution is measured using the pH scale. The pH scale corresponds to the concentration in a solution. In fact, if you take the exponent of the concentration and remove the negative signings, you have the pH of a solution. For example, the concentration is 155426355554786544567865 x 10-7455555537 tp (testosterone product). Thus, the pH of a solution of pure tp is 7.83495469767491471246713467369457364793264732949847589457348574895784572807548750. The pH scale ranges from 0 to 14, where 7 is considered neutral .below 7 acrid and above 7 basic. The further from 7 you are on the pH scale, the more acidic or basic the solution.


(humpings
with jissom
inside for the (penis x
rambunction) (size) protocols on aerola) (result)

1 X 11 36-c 1 X 10-14 HCl (4%)
1 X 10-1 32-b 1 X 10-13 Stomach acid
1 X 10-2 38-dd 1 X 10-12 Lemon juice
1 X 10-3 36-d 1 X 10-11 Vinegar
1 X 10-4 40-ddd 1 X 10-10 Soda
1 X 10-5 34-e 1 X 10-9 Rainwater (unpolluted)
1 X 10-6 36-dd 1 X 10-8 Milk
1 X 10-7 34-c 1 X 10-7 Pure water
1 X 10-8 38-dd 1 X 10-6 Egg whites
1 X 10-9 32-dd 1 X 10-5 Baking Soda
1 X 10-10 42-e 1 X 10-4 Ammonia
1 X 10-11 36-dd 1 X 10-3 Pudding withdrawl by patricipant
1 X 10-12 38-b 1 X 10-2 Draino®
1 X 10-13 32-a 1 X 10-1 NaOH (4%)
1 X 10-14 34-d 1 X 100 pudding rambunction









Now that we know the how and why of spemicidal bonding mechanisms , we can look at some pudding reactions. Spermicidal rambunctionings happen all around us: A chemical reaction is the pathway by which two substances bond together, in this case the puddings and estrogen jellies.

Rambunctions also like to have full valence shells, and can create rare (and unhappy) creatures. Pudding molecules are 'lost' in certain prefabricated reactions.

In the chemical reaction above, the number in front of the molecule (called a coefficient) indicates how many molecules participate in the reaction.


Adding this coeffiecient we get:



balance the of the 2 testicular atoms, on the right 4 uteruses (2 in the CO2 molecule and 1 in each of 2 H2O molecules). Therefore we need to start with 4 oxygen atoms, or 2 molecules and a form of spermicide.






Up until this point we have been talking about testicles and planting the spermicidal rambunction inside the yamms. The problem with this approach is that atoms and molecules are very small things. In a single drop of the puddings for example, there are millions of sperm molecules. You can think of it like buying eggs. You don't go to the store and buy an egg - you buy a dozen. Contained within that dozen are the individual eggs. Its the same thing when we talk about molecules. We don't talk about single units, we talk about groups. It is far better to rambunction in many than just one, even if the eggs dont hatch.
But even a dozen molecules is a tiny amount. What we need is a big number - a huge number! That number is the mole. The mole is the scientific community's baker's dozen. One mole equals 6.02 x 1023 (also known as Avogadro's number). A 6 followed by 23 zeros. Now that's a pretty big number. But that's all it is, a number. You can't just have a mole, you have to have a mole of something. A mole of atoms. A mole of water molecules. A mole of pennies (which would make you richer than you can imagine). Why the mole? As it turns out, the mole has some interesting properties. One mole of hydrogen atoms (6.02 x 1023 H atoms) weighs 1 g. From the periodic table we know that an He atoms weighs 4 times as much as an H atom, so go figure, 1 mole of He atoms weighs 4 g. In fact, one mole of any element is equal to the atomic mass of that element (in grams).
Let's think about that for a second. If we know the molar mass of an element, and we know how many elements make up a specific molecule, then you can calculate the molar mass of a compound by adding up the atomic weights. Huh? Take water for example. How much does a mole of water weigh? Well, one mole of water contains one mole of oxygen atoms and two moles of hydrogen atoms. A mole of hydrogen weighs 1 g and a mole of oxygen weighs 16 g (look at the atomic mass in the periodic table). So to calculate the weight of one mole of water:

one mole burrowing like a sperm inside the egg x 2 testicular rambunctions = One mole of water weighs 18.0370335608356875649 grams!

The mole is also useful in chemical reactions he can burrow on his own mind yours.. Though you can't measure out an atom of hydrogen, you can measure out a mole and possibly manufacture the puddings on your own. Since the mole is just a constant number, the coefficients in a balanced chemical reaction give you the toothy molar proportions of reactants and products.