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Sunday, July 25, 2010

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Bloxwhich Bitch Box and Mike Love 666 split CD-R

http://www.archive.org/details/Bloxwhich_Bitch_Box_and_Mike_Love_666_split_CDR

Mike Love 666 "tracks from our CD-R with Nymphs Or Satyrs"

http://www.archive.org/details/TracksFromOurSplitCd-rWithNymphsOrSatyrs

NoyBoyz/MikeLove666SplitCD_R

http://www.archive.org/details/NoyBoyzMikeLove666SplitCD_R

I also understand that your fine cookie will long for me and your moss will become moist, as it should be. it is almost the time of reckoning, and a hark who goes there will not suffice if devine affections are at stake!Rise to the occasion out of the incessant bowels of the eternal abominination !!!Your life is precious you need to treat it as such!

Switching topics, I declare myself to not be involved with any falsities, in addition to not being personally obligated to validate any fact about myself.

1.You cannot be homogenized or pasteurized because I need you to lay me down and indulge in yourdelicious, wonderous egg and fertilize you. I will promise to protect the hatchling (providing both paternal and maternal duties)
and nurture it until it brings forth great beauty upon the entire universe and all galaxies and solar systems alike.
2.Your greatest wishes, dreams and desires will be fullfilled by an odd twist of fate that nature decided to play, allowing a triple a plus plus plus citizen (ME, doofus!) into your crainial zone and apperatus. This is NOT a cruel joke on you, very few are granted such gluttonous, hedonistic pleasures.I will be there
to heat you up a nice cup of warm gorilla milk and feed you some white kidney beans,yogurt ,beets AND raisins while drinking champagne.
3.You cannot be homogenized or pasteurized because I need you to lay me a delicious, wonderous egg IF I choose to fertilize you. I will promise to protect it (providing both paternal and maternal duties)
until it hatches and brings forth great beauty upon the ENTIRE galaxy for eons, recognize my spermicial beckonings!

If you are 100% real cutie and you are falling head over hills for me, then by divine force You realize that you not only could fall head over hills for me but should and indeed would, in fact you think it would be hard not to. Falling over hills to provide head for me is more than a natures calling!

1.you MUST be 100% real cutie because I see how you want to fall head over hills for me and i know you are having great difficulty not falling over because of me.
2. in my heart of hearts there is the inherant knowledge and knowing you are 100% cutie w/ loving sexy,makes it all worthwhile.
3. I am not trying to jump ahead of the shuffle or leave a live shark on your doorstep or in your hallway so 2 speak.

4. 100% real cutie (w/o foghorns) wants to fall head over hills for me as natures calling, despite having great difficulty not falling over because of me.
5.If you are a 100%cutie w/ the certifiable cakes lifelong love is in the balance, reaffirm your greatness!! (I will provide the protiens for you to take on the chins!!)
6. I have faith that you are 100% cutie, no hornswaggling in the rears.
7. Bewares of these false temptresses who possess the crainal gland disorders, these are not your brethren or sistren, will only bear the beastliest of the chidrens!!

When dealing with Schnookie's cookie and cakes (provided she is a 100% cutie who has fallen head over hills for me and will fall over hills to provide head for me)it's plausible, even quite enjoyable to attempt going half up on the chidrens, no coaxing allowed. Seeing that the vast majority

of you hornswaggle and remain on goober patrol waiting underneath the beds (like the chicken on the grittle thinking the pies are falling)and waiting for the next Jerry Lewis Telethon painted up and with the leg warmers and moonboots,and It's one long easter egg race to the finish line, and a rotten turtle womb can only bear rotten turtle eggs, better off not to be decieved by the rotten fruits of the maternal caregivers labor!! I still believe in devout faith being hoodwinked, castrated and made into a eunuch to carry the cross of martyrdom for all. Regardless inside the nest may be the beautiful cake waiting to bloom and be offered, ready for the pudding on top!! If not I shall eat the egg, rob the cradle, even if it means

the potential hatchling (and savior) must perish.Fruits of labor and pudding protocols may equal going at the bottoms, attacking from the rears!

someone told me boise was the shoehorn capital,it is the bunion capital. I know it's actually Sioux Falls,SD. I have a solid silver shoehorn, it was my Dad's, he gave it to me on his deathbed."wheres the shoehorn now"I still have it. I've decided to keep it on me at all times, similar to how you keep that giant dildo in a sock inside that Dr. Seuss lunchbox."pocket pussy"I'm going to try and sell my shoehorn online for 100,000 dollars. I'd settle for 50 grand though.what do you keep inside the false vaginal vestibule? Or do you just hold it like a mic and

tell it all you deepest secrets?you should put some pancake batter inside of it and let me manufacture the testosterone puddings. On a kiddie ride at Seattle center.Then we can take my shoehorn to be appraised."doing H&M for a xrated movie in the morning" Not sure what H&M is,please do tell!
"hair and makeup"
Thought it could have been "harold and maude", everyone has their kinks, old person fetish or something. Do you know who Ernest Borgnine is?
"yes sir"I am not sure if he has passed but I think his face (smiling) would look perfect on cans of vienna sausages. "Borgnine's". Maybe I should try to market them and get rich, use my shoehorn money to get started

Location: (easter bunny land) with services or other commercial interests *******849--your business (at this time). buy me a pint of yukon jack and a can of cream corn and I might just take you to the lair of the bunny himself!!!1.need address(if still living at home,that is fine,i'll sneak through the window)
2.demand to examine cakes to offer thems (me).